I'll beat the fucking shit out of you

Something someone says (screams, yells) when they are about to bash your skull into a wall until your brains ooze out your ears.

Note: This phrase is sometimes used as an idle threat by someone who thinks they're badass. Make sure not to be that d-bag.

Lyssa: OMGZ, did you see the new Twilight movie?! It was sooo good! OMG, OMG I got this new pair of shoes... They're so cute, right? They're all pink and pointy toed, ahhh!

Nikki: I'll beat the fucking shit out of you if you don't shut up.

by nikkijinx May 5, 2010

Stop freezing your shit and buy a dildo.

What you say to someone who is being cheap.

Derives from cheap whores who, instead of buying a dildo, shit into a condom and freeze it in order to use it as a device for masturbating.

Woman: "Honey, I bought some rola-cola from the shop."

Man: "What? You couldn't buy any Coca-Cola? Stop freezing your shit and buy a dildo."

by Team Twat October 25, 2010

act like one's shit dosen't stink

to act as if one is better than everybody else

Why do you always act like your shit dosen't stink?

by Light Joker June 27, 2005

Nob ass shit fuck bollock bastad

A long swear

Nobizzle assizzle shitfizzle bollickbizzle!

by God O' Popz (Jackie Cam) June 6, 2003

like shit out of a cat's mouth

to be talking absolute ballacks (see ballacks)

Jon: "Yeah man, I'm 11 inches... AROUND"
Laura: "Like shit out of a cat's mouth, mate"

by LozzyStrachs September 8, 2005

beating the shit out of your midget friend

you have a midget owned as chattel. and you beat it. emphases on the it

Hey babe what you doing this weekend

oh sorry im busing beating the shit out of your midget friend

by big man with little things April 14, 2018

your on some lil nas gay shit

Since lil nas has come out gay i've just started saying your on some lil nas gay shit

"i stuck it up my boohole"
"your on some lil nas gay shit no cap m'bro"

by Wonderboyleon August 11, 2019