<.7.9.7.6.>When I Do Not Want To Do Something I Will Not Do It<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>When I Do Not Want To Do Something I Will Not Do It<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>When I Do Not Want To Do Something I Will Not Do It<.7.9.7.6>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

I ate doorknob

When you did awful but attempted to be positive about it while being toxic towards yourself at the same time

I ate doorknob last night

by Mupmup2424 July 03, 2023

i just farted cum

when you fart cum like a poo poo man and a among us man skibidi toilet lol fefhuerjhvguh

guy 1: omg i just farted cum
girl 2: *pull out pisstol and shoots guy 1*
guy 1: *dies*

by Soggy_Biscuit January 12, 2025

Touch My Head again, I dare You

Touch My Head again, I dare You

Touch My Head again, I dare You

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Mhm...Dick Long, I Call It Salsalito...Mhm

Mhm...Dick Long, I Call It Salsalito...Mhm

Mhm...Dick Long, I Call It Salsalito...Mhm

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 09, 2025

I got the definition wrong

When you get the definition wrong

“I submitted penis music into the Urban dictionary.”
“That’s cool”
“Well I got the definition wrong”

by Easter island statue May 04, 2022