"Die monster. You don't belong in this world!*
"It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans, who wish to pay me tribute."
"Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves."
"Perhaps the same could be said of all religions."
"Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a savior such as you."
"What is a man?! A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk; have at you!"
"It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans, who wish to pay me tribute."
"Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves."
"Perhaps the same could be said of all religions."
"Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a savior such as you."
"What is a man?! A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk; have at you!"
by aMiserableLittlePileOfSecrets February 9, 2025
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Get the Mans mug.Mustache Man, a man who has two passionate lovers. He has a stunningly luscious mustache, obviously. If it is ever shaved, he gets immediate backlash because he just took away his best feature. This is how you know he is a Mustache Man.
Lover1: MUSTACHE MAN !!!!
Mustache Man: Wot
Lover1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mustache Man: WOT????
Lover1: YOU SHAVED UR STACHE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo *cries*
Mustache Man: Wot
Lover1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mustache Man: WOT????
Lover1: YOU SHAVED UR STACHE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo *cries*
by pinkypoodle9981 January 29, 2023
Get the Mustache Man mug.THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS
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Get the G-Man mug.An elusive variation of the sasquatch with slightly more human features that, when threatened, bends down and evacuates his bowels into his hands than furiously claps with the excrement still in hands.
"did you see that, it was the elusive moonkeey man. he seems to be coming over here.... wait, does he have sh*t in his hands! Wait whats he doing? ...... AAAaAAAAAaAaaaaAAAaAAAaAaA."
by [man}P[M] December 19, 2024
Get the moonkeey man mug.Has a great sense of humour and is good looking. Normally has a really late set bedtime, because his parents are chill. He never gets in trouble for anything, but does the most outlandish stuff. Goes one girl at a time (respectful). Unique!
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