Bob: "Hey Jack! You coming to the party tomorrow?"
Jack: "Sorry, my gf is making me go shopping with her."
Bob: "Dude! We planned this weeks ago. Whatever happened to dicks before chicks? "
Jack: "Sorry, my gf is making me go shopping with her."
Bob: "Dude! We planned this weeks ago. Whatever happened to dicks before chicks? "
by xprettynpinkx April 22, 2008
Get the dicks before chicksmug. On April 12th, all girls get payback on boys from the day before, which was “national grab ass day” so we have “national grab dick day” boys, be prepared
by HellYeaMan April 11, 2019
Get the Grab dick daymug. N. a total BAMF; an individual who possesses a large amount of swagger and is accomplished in the art of verbal jousting; especially pertaining to JV tennis players.
dick slinging
dick slinging
Bout ta doubble donut that fool like a big dick slinger!
Chris: how are you feeling?
bob: like a big dick slinger!
Chris: how are you feeling?
bob: like a big dick slinger!
by urbanmyerurbanlegend December 19, 2011
Get the big dick slingermug. One that holds or slaps a dick on there face.... during sex with a female or male... the one slapping it onto the others face is the Facial Dick Holder.
by Stickyz February 17, 2009
Get the Facial Dick Holdermug. A sibling sexual act of the Land Shark.
To preform the Dick van Dyke, the man must have their partner get on the ground up side-down, so that their ass is in the air.
The partner then, completely naked, enters the room whilst sining the Dick van Dyke Show theme song. He then trips over a nearby ottoman, thus catapulting him into the air. He then attempts to enter into his hole of choice in his partner.
To preform the Dick van Dyke, the man must have their partner get on the ground up side-down, so that their ass is in the air.
The partner then, completely naked, enters the room whilst sining the Dick van Dyke Show theme song. He then trips over a nearby ottoman, thus catapulting him into the air. He then attempts to enter into his hole of choice in his partner.
Fred: Hey, you wanna come over and watch the game at my place?
Ted: Nah, I'm going to the store to buy an ottoman so I can Dick van Dyke my girlfriend.
Fred: HOT!
Ted: Nah, I'm going to the store to buy an ottoman so I can Dick van Dyke my girlfriend.
Fred: HOT!
by The6thDegree January 6, 2008
Get the Dick van Dykemug. Someone or something that exhibits oddness, lack of hygiene, foreign nature, general sliminess, or a combination of them all.
by InShnawWeTrust February 20, 2011
Get the Somalian Dick Salmonmug. by danika May 13, 2005
Get the shit on my dickmug.