I didn’t come here for a hair cut

The Australian saying “I didn’t come here for a haircut” is used to express that someone is there for a specific purpose and not to waste time. It’s often said in a straightforward or humorous way to emphasize that they expect action or results.

For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting.

It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”

“Come on, let’s go !” I didn’t come here for a hair cut !

by Lachdaddy! February 11, 2025

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I

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS YOU PRICK DONT EVEN ASK

Person 1: what is the easiest word ever?
Person 2: Probably “I” AND IF YOU DONT KNOW IT YOUR A PRICK

by YourDeceasedGrandmother October 13, 2021

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Greek i's

The most useless thing in the world cause you need to use 5 different i's WHO NEEDS THAT MANY I'S!?!

Dude: yo what is the greek word for wall
Dude2: τοιχος
Dude: thats alotta greek i's if ya ask me

by ♫musicnote♫ November 2, 2023

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i calp

Gang slang for “I’m a dumb pussy and like cock in my butt” if you use it in past tense though it means “I had it in the butt and can fit an entire cat in mine”

“Yo ni**a i Calp. What’s it to ya?” Or “hey girl it’s fine I’ve calped I know how it feels”

by QOP69 August 17, 2021

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