Minimize Back Up Plan

The act of watching porn on the internet while having myspace,facebook, or some other dumbass site open just incase someone walks in on you an in that event you can switch to the other window..
Kid sitting on computer wackin off to porn

Footsteps of death moving closer kid clicks myspace next to porn hence the "Minimize Back Up Plan"

Kids mom enters ya you can just get up honey i just need to check my email real quick you don't even have to close what your doing

Kid fucked!
by blackout2921 October 14, 2009
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fuck me up a tree

when a situation is really bad and you just can't deal with it anymore.
My car was stolen, my cat is sick, and I just set off the fire alarm trying to make a cookie. Fuck me up a tree!
by SusanCole December 1, 2013
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All up in my SRP

A SRP (pronounced "surp") is a Search Result Page, the list of links you get when you use a search engine like Yahoo! or Google.

When you ego-search your name and find links about someone else mixed in with the hits about you, that person is "all up in your SRP."

The same applies when you are searching for someone else and find irrelevant people with the same name or similar names.
I turn my back for one minute and there's some Christian rocker from Ohio all up in my SRP!
by Annie O. August 31, 2010
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perfect pick me up

when you are feeling down or upset about yourself or anything go to urbandictionary.com and look up your name
Mom:Hey son your looking down.
Son: Yea mom someone called me fat.

Mom: I have a perfect pick me up for you
then they go to the urban dictionary.com and look up the sons name.
by hicksclan November 7, 2011
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shut-the-hell-up time

1. (noun) The time when one needs to shut the hell up ( this must be said by outbursting in the middle of someones sentence).
guy1: " you won't believe what happened yesterday, it was sooooooo cool. what happened was...."

guy2: (looks at watch)" oh boy, looks like it's shut-the-hell-up time!!!"
by Wesley Watson January 2, 2008
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all-up-off-inya

A slang term usually uttered in the South..more specifically in the South....most assuredly in Texas..mainly in Houston and almost always by Chuck Savage. It is used as a verb to describe anything going into the body, food...beverages...even sex. Anything that can be inserted into any oriface.
Walter asked the young men to go eat dinner with him and get some supper all-up-off-inya. The young man declined the invitation.
by Her Royal Anus March 21, 2007
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Waking up in beast mode

When you party all night long and wake up still feeling totally fucking awesome.
Dude, I took 28 shots last night and fell off a construction crane, and I still ended up waking up in beast mode!
by samthegreater October 26, 2011
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