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two-body problem

a situation in which an academic must choose between giving priority to his/her career or his/her significant other, especially with regard to his/her location of residence;

relocating to an institution based on proximity to one's significant other at the cost of prestige, or relocating for a prestigious position at the expense of one's relationship with his/her significant other;

a system whose solution gives the equations of geographic motion of an academic and his/her significant other, often solvable by separation into center of mass motion and displacement vector motion
-"She chose UC-Irvine over MIT?"
-"Yeah, it's a two-body problem. Her boyfriend works at UCLA."
by Rayleigh–Bénard March 30, 2013
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Two-Frame Fall

When someone goes from standing to laying on the ground in a split second, or two cartoon frames.

Often used in Family Guy, the audience never sees the action of falling, just the aftermath.
Joe fell so quickly on the sidewalk, it was practically a two-frame fall.
by iheartejs November 23, 2009
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Two-Faced Birch

A lovely person, this saying stems from Lewes, England.
Dom: what do you think of her?
Paul: Shes a two-faced birch!
by tommybrookes December 1, 2021
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Two Tug Timmy

Someone who doesn't need very long to masturbate
"Wow, that didn't take long."
"Yeah, I'm usually a Two Tug Timmy"
by Griffin guy September 8, 2016
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Two-Wheels Danny

A squeaky voiced dumbshit that is like Adam Sandler in Water Boy that races Lawnmowers on a daily basis and is still struggling through puberty at the age of 69
Look at Two-Wheels Danny ridin that mower nigga ass.
by PinkPussyTom May 20, 2016
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Two Dicks Deep

When you're to busy
Sorry Susan I cant hang out this weekend I'm two dicks deep in homework
by Rinucard April 10, 2019
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Two Shots of Vodka

Phrased used to describe a mixed drink that has an absurd amount of alcohol in it.
Dude, why aren't you finishing that drink?

I'm try man, this shit's got two shots of vodka in it.
by Komrade_Krunch June 10, 2019
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