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Thunder Clap

When one has massive diarrhea that explodes out of the rectum with such force that it sprays all over the bowl and even on the adjacent wall.
I've have so much Taco Bell this week that every time i poop it's like a thunder clap coming out of my ass
by Jonathan Maroney October 24, 2010
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thunderbiscuit

whe you pass gas and it comes out all air until the very end and solid pops out unexpectedly, catching you off guard.
Tom made a thunderbiscuit after he ate the chili cheese dog and took off out of the room embarassed as all hell!
by Chopperdawg June 2, 2008
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Thunder Fag

Meaning a boy who shakes violently while receiving head.
Dylan: Do you give head?

Ash: Yes I do

*Starts giving head*
*Dylan shakes violently*
*Ash laughs her ass off and walks away*
*Dylan left with blue balls*

Ash giggles with friends: What a thunder fag (:
by PayBacksABitch-AAT August 10, 2010
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Tender Mercies

A sex position also known as the "Rocking Horse" in the Kama Sutra, in the Tender Mercies sex position he sits cross-legged and leans back supporting himself with both arms behind him. She kneels over his lap hugging him with her thighs and lowers herself down. She can then determine the speed and depth of penetration.
Joe leaned back as Sara straddled him in Tender Mercies.
by piorubio January 19, 2013
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thunder thighs

An extremely overweight individual who cannot walk without their thighs making a thundering clap.
This term has been used mistakenly to myself.

I had a horrible bicycle accident when I was young and my right thigh was ripped open, even though they stitched it with 16 stitches, I still feel pain more than 10 years later.

This part they stitched isn't flat like the rest of my thigh so it tends to rub against my other thigh and because this accident made it hard for me to be active, yes I am a big guy - not a fat guy, my legs are more muscle than fat, I can bike my 280 body up a vertical hill on a 1 speed freestyler (sometimes I can't do it though..my right leg goes completly numb) well thats why I am not offended, because I am not the one your joke is even ment to be aimed at.

"John had a terrible accident, and now years later some few jealous - ex girlfriend co-workers are calling him 'thunder thighs', which is mistakenly used and is way out of context.. John thinks they should go F$!$#@ themselves!"
by John.Haynes February 24, 2008
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Tenderoni

A husband/wife, partner/friend that tends to the fire in the fireplace to keep it burning.
"Can you throw a log on the fire, Tenderoni, it's starting to die down."
by GingaBear March 26, 2017
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thunder dan

He who is like Napoleon, short and crazy.
by jejacket October 10, 2004
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