Hipsterical

Adj. When an hipster goes hysterical. Or someone who goes hysterical in a hipster way. Or a hipster who goes hipster while being hysterical. Blend the things and ... da-daaaan you've got an hipsterical person

"Stop yelling you hipsterical beatch! I'm trying to forget..."
"Who?"
"Your existence, now gtfo"

by Impooldead June 13, 2016

Hipsters

There are no true hipsters because hipsters are mainstream and hipsters are against the mainstream.

Hipsters are to mainstream, so therefor I am not a hipster. Or maybe I am.

by wifeymaterial December 12, 2014

Hipster noir

A conversational expression usually used to show how hip the speaker is compared to the listener. Should be used in a self-effacing manner. In conjunction the words should sound like 'hipster than you are.'

Yeah, hipster noir.

by Bwandon October 13, 2010

False Hipster

A person who enjoys the style of a hipster without having to be one.

"With those thick glasses, beard, beanie, and skinney jeans, Will looks like such a False Hipster."

by CjWolfman July 21, 2013

Hipster

Hipsters come from affluent backgrounds, they form a part of the aristocracy: the bigotted, highbrow behavior toward others is tinged with Victorian-era, teleological world views, which is naturally a display of their position in the power relations within society. This statement is emblematic of this subculture in that in the process of attempting to distance themselves from their hereditary, privileged class group, nevertheless continue to exhibit a contemporary version of the same prejudice and exceptionalism which further buttress their position in the social power schema. This is why neighborhoods are often gentrified to accommodate to appeal for the hipster demographic.

Don't drive your '86 chevy over there, the hipsters will tell you how you should ride a bike or drive a hybrid instead.

by Gato Volador December 2, 2014

I Am First Hipster Jiggy Nigga Who Had Sexual Intercourse A Male Who Smacks No Nut Sacks

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I Am First Hipster Jiggy Nigga Who Had Sexual Intercourse A Male Who Smacks No Nut Sacks

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

hipster paul

a true hipster, thick black rimmed glasses, a kango hat, rolled up trousers , and a liberal at heart, someone who defends people who hate them and would kill them otherwise but feels they need a chance because media says so. Is easily offended and has sjw tendencies

that hipster paul over their is preaching to the masses of how we should feed the world when we have poor people in our own backyard starving half to death

by ddaman January 22, 2018