unwarranted short term paranoia. often after a night out or when you read into the tone of a text too much.
When you watch fish in a tank, there is always one that starts swimming like a nutcase for a few seconds then chills out.
When you watch fish in a tank, there is always one that starts swimming like a nutcase for a few seconds then chills out.
"are you up"
"yes"
"are you mad"
"of course not, why?"
"IDK the "yes" sounded angry" - fish paranoia
"yes"
"are you mad"
"of course not, why?"
"IDK the "yes" sounded angry" - fish paranoia
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Get the Bucking Fish mug.When an individual appears to be more attractive due to your current state of intoxication. The individual is not as attractive (or not at all attractive) to you when you are sober
Will: Yo, I slid by that girl's crib last night
Tyrone: You mean that shawty from the club?
Will: Yeah, her. I didn't know it was her at first tho, she looked way better at the club.
Tyrone: we were all wasted bro, you got drunk-fished. She looked better because you were drunk.
Will: *facepalms* swear I need to stop drinking.
Tyrone: You mean that shawty from the club?
Will: Yeah, her. I didn't know it was her at first tho, she looked way better at the club.
Tyrone: we were all wasted bro, you got drunk-fished. She looked better because you were drunk.
Will: *facepalms* swear I need to stop drinking.
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“My friend Ryan had me participate in a game of Midget Fishing. At first I took offense but it turned out super fun! He has never lost a game!”
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