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fish paranoia

unwarranted short term paranoia. often after a night out or when you read into the tone of a text too much.

When you watch fish in a tank, there is always one that starts swimming like a nutcase for a few seconds then chills out.
"are you up"
"yes"
"are you mad"
"of course not, why?"
"IDK the "yes" sounded angry" - fish paranoia
by LDKLDK December 15, 2019
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Bucking Fish

It’s a word that is used for many purposes, as a scheldwoord, as a begroeting, or many other things
by Nàvi January 12, 2020
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Drunk-fished

When an individual appears to be more attractive due to your current state of intoxication. The individual is not as attractive (or not at all attractive) to you when you are sober
Will: Yo, I slid by that girl's crib last night

Tyrone: You mean that shawty from the club?

Will: Yeah, her. I didn't know it was her at first tho, she looked way better at the club.

Tyrone: we were all wasted bro, you got drunk-fished. She looked better because you were drunk.

Will: *facepalms* swear I need to stop drinking.
by Niggacatt18 March 16, 2020
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Walking the Fish

When your smoking the gonjah, but you can't let people know your smoking because of TWITCH ToS
Them - What are you doing with your WebCam off?
Me- I'm just walking the fish bro.
by UnholyLuci June 17, 2020
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Napoleon fish

a giant fish with a boob attached to its head
by iddunno July 19, 2020
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Midget Fishing

A game in which you have more than 3 nude male or females that have taped shoes to their knees. They hold their own feet behind themselves. They would begin at a designated point. Once the game begins, they all race to wherever a nude male is located. The first one to get his penis in their mouth would be considered the winner
My friend Ryan had me participate in a game of Midget Fishing. At first I took offense but it turned out super fun! He has never lost a game!”
by GBB4 Crew August 8, 2020
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