post penis drip

The bead of semen that is left on the tip of the penis immediately after withdrawing the penis after ejaculating in an orifice.

"Man my post penis drip just stained my boxers!!"

by supremehighlander July 18, 2006

Urban Dictionary Post

A definition that seems more like a reply to some thread on a internet forum, then a actual definition.

fat
You really should not make fun of fat people. Some people can't help it.

Man: Hey look at that fatty
Girl: Don't make fun of her just cuz shes fat!
^ Basic Urban Dictionary Post ^

by Dr. Crowley April 15, 2009

Armpit post nibbling

When the female partner is giving the male oral by nibbling on the end of his penis while he places his penis in the space between her armpit and torso while he thrusts through the gap to give the mouth more room to nibble.
NB: This only works for a penis over 8" in length.

While I fucked Allie's armpit her nibbling on cock in the Armpit post nibbling position made me blow sweet load.

by Tostephilarm October 4, 2008

Post mature ejaculation

When a man fucks beyond what is a comfortable length of time for the comfort and well being of a woman's vagina.

Man: If ejaculating prematurely is frowned upon, then wouldn't a post mature ejaculation be preferable ?
Woman: Not exactly.

by ChardTortilla April 25, 2017

Post-apple juice

n. Cider, ie an alcoholic beverage made from fermented apple juice.

'Pint of post-apple juice please, mate.'

By the time she rediscovered the apple-juice in the fridge, it had gone post.

by Breld January 13, 2012

Post Office IM

An urgent instant message that takes so long to be responded to that it would be more time efficient to send a response through the post office. More often than not this occurs when the receiving party is actively participating in another activity.

Post Office IM Conversation:
Sender: Hey can you pick me up in the morning and take me to work?
... (30 minutes later) ...
Receiver: Sure!

by Gray84 October 3, 2009

Post Shit Syndrome

The uncomfortable feeling you have after taking a dump that makes you not want to sit down.

I was really suffering from post shit syndrome after I shat out my brains on the toilet.

by TesticularTorsion September 2, 2014