Test Wank

The act of checking the captain is awake after having a skin full. Usually in a pub toilet.

The good lady wife says I'm on a promise and I've had 8 gins. I'm off for a test wank

Test

A test is a predetermined list of items to check that measures whether or not something or someone is performing in the manner it is expected to

I aced that test, good job I revised!

What do you mean it's not working, what have you tested?

by Tester68 September 7, 2023

Farting right next to a person you live with and not telling them to see if they still have their sense of smell.

My wife just gave me a Home COVID Test and I passed.

by AnctRome November 25, 2020

omg zugeershdeee that's test

by passanobject March 13, 2022

If math is mathimatical and quiz is quizical, then what is test?

The answer is potassium nitrate.

by YourMommerLol2982 April 16, 2022

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by MorningMerr March 29, 2023