Two-rufie fuck

Someone who is so ugly you give them a rufie and take one yourself so you won't remember having sex either.
No one in the bar was under 300 pounds and had more than twenty teeth; the were all two-rufie fucks.
by South Pool Hog March 31, 2011
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Office Number Two

Another way to describe any kind of bathroom, but mostly your own bathroom in your house, if you're only going there to pee, then it's known as Office Number One
I'll be right back, I need to visit Office Number Two before a brown myself
by Metallicajunkie October 12, 2018
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Two-Frame Fall

When someone goes from standing to laying on the ground in a split second, or two cartoon frames.

Often used in Family Guy, the audience never sees the action of falling, just the aftermath.
Joe fell so quickly on the sidewalk, it was practically a two-frame fall.
by iheartejs November 24, 2009
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Two Left Cheeks

Phrase expressing the inability to twerk.

A derivation from the phrase, "two left feet" which is used to refer to someone who can't dance.
Bro 1: Dude, tried to learn how to twerk after watching the new Miley Cyrus video. Two hours later, all I had was sore calfs -- just can't twerk no matter how hard I try!

Bro 2: You must have two left cheeks, man.
by Zoren Shoeman July 01, 2013
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Two Dicks Deep

When you're to busy
Sorry Susan I cant hang out this weekend I'm two dicks deep in homework
by Rinucard April 10, 2019
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two faced slut

Who did he cheat on you with?
-probably that two faced slut
by yoooidfk1256 October 09, 2015
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Two All Beef

When someone over uses a term or a joke when making fun of some one..

When you do not have a come back when someone tells a joke..
Me: Hey Kheaven, I can see myself in your Forehead...
Kheaven: HAHA.. Two All Beef!!
by Italyboy546 August 05, 2011
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