Urban Dictionary Post

A definition that seems more like a reply to some thread on a internet forum, then a actual definition.

fat
You really should not make fun of fat people. Some people can't help it.

Man: Hey look at that fatty
Girl: Don't make fun of her just cuz shes fat!
^ Basic Urban Dictionary Post ^

by Dr. Crowley April 15, 2009

Armpit post nibbling

When the female partner is giving the male oral by nibbling on the end of his penis while he places his penis in the space between her armpit and torso while he thrusts through the gap to give the mouth more room to nibble.
NB: This only works for a penis over 8" in length.

While I fucked Allie's armpit her nibbling on cock in the Armpit post nibbling position made me blow sweet load.

by Tostephilarm October 4, 2008

Post Shit Syndrome

The uncomfortable feeling you have after taking a dump that makes you not want to sit down.

I was really suffering from post shit syndrome after I shat out my brains on the toilet.

by TesticularTorsion September 2, 2014

Post-Pump Syndrome

After effects of a massive pump
Symptoms:
Lack of testosterone

Depression

Shrinkage

Steroid Usage

That Post-Pump Syndrome hit me hard yesterday, busted everywhere.

by #1BuffBoy January 16, 2020

Post mature ejaculation

When a man fucks beyond what is a comfortable length of time for the comfort and well being of a woman's vagina.

Man: If ejaculating prematurely is frowned upon, then wouldn't a post mature ejaculation be preferable ?
Woman: Not exactly.

by ChardTortilla April 25, 2017

Post Mortem Cohabitation

A term for a situation where you are living with an ex after a break up because of financial reasons, or a pandemic, etc.

My husband and I lived in Post Mortem Cohabitation for 8 months after we broke because it took so long to put the mortgage in my name due to Covid 19 slowing the banks down.

by KJP420 February 8, 2021

Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.

20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!

by mistercocohead August 22, 2016