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Brad Jones

IT’S MR MVP, SIMP. Brad jones is usually simping over other girls. some would say he’s more whipped than whipped cream
Oh look at that guy over there, simping for that chick, such a Brad Jones
by Really Cool Pen15 Guy June 10, 2020
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Davey Jones

One of the baddest mutha f-ers you ever will know. Can’t kill him. Biggest, most honest heart and will protect you with his life. Crazy AF but always fun. Homie knows his shit and has been there done that. You’d be lucky to know this dude.
Yo! You must be some kind of Davey Jones or something! You’re nuts but I love ya!
by Patapuss August 5, 2023
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The B Jones

The opposite of keeping up with The Joneses. Doesn’t give a shit what anyone thinks and has rbf all the time.
That guy has the B Jones mentality
Pulling a b Jones and saying yolo
by Samilah August 5, 2021
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Jones Job

To Give A Shitty or un good blow job, by a female who has given em out to everyone,
oh did you get a jones job by that girl, i heard she blows everyone
by king dream November 25, 2013
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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 12, 2025
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Hailey Jones

Hailey is a backstabbing person who her friends hate. She won’t let not be her friend because she is a piece of crap. Every time you bring up something she said she will be like “ I never said that. When did I say that. I don’t remember ever saying that.”
“ Hailey I don’t like you and I don’t want to be your friend.”
“ Why, what did I do?”
“ Your an asshole who said I was a hoe and I suck dick for breakfast
“ I didn’t say that, I don’t remember ever saying those things.”
“ go away Hailey.”
“But,but,but wait”
“Shut up Hailey Jones”
by Ur daddy lesbian June 11, 2018
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Jones

A state of utter confusion and tremendous hallucination. Often endured through an encounter with a wax pen.
Did you see that guy last night?

Yea, he was jonesed
by Jonathan Guillen Infante November 13, 2019
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