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happy release

What usually happens after a man receives a erotic massage from a paid masseur or hooker.
When Ming Ling was finished massaging her "John" she gave his hard cock a few tugs to release the excess pressure built-up during the erotic experience. Then she handed him a paper towel to clean up his happy release.
by FLthongboy December 19, 2011
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Happy Bottle

A plastic bottle, typically a Gatorade bottle, filled with said Gatorade or any other mixer and the alcohol available. Essentially empty enough of the original contents or pour enough to suite you and add the alcohol to the bottle, put the cap on and shake it. Very convenient and easy to hide/lie about.
We used to make Happy Bottles and bring them to school, be drunk by lunch.
by bitcheslovethed December 9, 2012
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Happy Borgerday

Celebration of the birth of the great genius Harisan who is the inventor of borgers
Happy Borgerday Harisan!
by emem27 June 22, 2019
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Happy Hike

A proposition made to a person to give you head.

Stems from the person following your happy trail.
"Hey Babe, you wanna work out - why don't you take a happy hike?"
by SiriousLeeEva August 23, 2012
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happy salad

The moment at which drunken euphoria peaks and, unless properly managed, could lead to a blue screen collapse/failure -- typically occurs during the waning hours of a party or social situation.
Kristen is so happy salading right now, I just hope she doesn't blue screen before the night is over.
by tysone October 31, 2008
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happy hypocrit

When a girl ties you up and is suckin the shit outta your cock and you can tell that the pussy is hot n wet and that she is liable to do just about anything but then she kills the mood and calls you a ho just because you start reaching for a condom that was secretly hidden in your sock and your once rock hard cock goes limp.
J and I were goin at it and it was about to be on n poppin until she pulled that ol happy hypocrit on me...I was blown.
by Kenwaan June 3, 2007
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happy #ff

An absurd hash tag greeting on twitter meaning "Happy follow friday", used by twitter junkies to tweet to long lists of followers on Fridays, usually clogging up everyone else's twitter feeds with tweets of no substance.
Horny4u: Happy #FF
SherlockHolmes411: Dude, that's the 50th tweet I've gotten from you today.
by CJ Ragsdale September 13, 2013
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