Boot camp

If you weighed in at 455 the day you got to boot camp, you wouldn't whine about the drill instructor being heartless for calling you fat or not caring about anyone's feelings, so if you would do that with some stupid kid in headphones, you're only doing it because you think this weak ass kid has no right to call you fat, even if you wouldn't lose the horrible temper you claim to have on the drill instructor the same thing.

The kid's real crime was being stuck in a stupefied state of detached, surround, noise-cancelling audio land instead of reality when he was confronted, like it was okay to be as far removed as he was from participating in reality (or telling the girl she was a fat ass personally instead of texting it to his friend). Boot camp isn't the kind of place the fat kid would make the person using the f word (which isn't even a curse word) the odd man out.

by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021

Local Boot

A pseudo-authoritative figure such as local or county government, who is an avid supporter or profiteer in the protection of capital.

Max: I fucking hate local boot and the people that lick it in hopes of getting ahead, you're not gonna get a cash compensation for sucking bezos boot

Rocco: No, you have to tip your landlord! Not allowed!!!

by rocko politik November 29, 2023

groovy boots

Really good stuff.

I'll be there at 7. Groovy boots and coolio! See you then.

by Mstrpaen April 3, 2017

as a boot

Can be applied to anything, anytime, best used in groups of people from Delaware

"Dude I'm hungry as a boot" or "that shit was hard as a boot" or "let's get high as a boot"

by deadlikeu82 June 21, 2016

Booting

When your head is booting, you have a really bad headache/migraine

This is usually after a night of drinking/drugs or when you’re stressed out

“My head is Vladimir Booting!”
“Daaamn, my head is BOOTING”

by Herbery February 27, 2021

betch ur boots

You betch-ur-boots is another term for, "you betcha" or most definitely, you can count on it, for sure. Example: "Hey you guys, I'm on my way back from the Bahamas, is it snowing in Chicago?"

"You betch-ur-boots it is Valerie!"

"Betch ur boots" example: Hey you guys, I'm on my way back from the Bahamas, is it snowing in Chicago?"

"You betch-ur-boots it is Valerie!"

by Danielbenjaminiam March 29, 2015

Boots

Someone who is so far up the bosses behind, all you can see is their boots showing.

Much the same as a brown noser.

How’s boots over there? Spent the whole morning pissing in the bosses pockets. Now he’s organising the monthly meeting!

by Chips Magee June 10, 2022