two wombats in a sack

Fat chicks bum cheeks defined in tight pants

Looks like two wombats in a sack fighting.

Girls wearing tights and having large arse

Chunky girls wearing tight pants. There bum cheeks look like two wombats in a sack having a fight

by Spadgerlicious February 15, 2014

The two finger crunch

After a sustained period of double fingering a girl. One can be left with a sticky mess of bodily fluid connecting the fore and middle fingers.

If left to dry and harden, one can wake up with the "Two finger crunch".

The two finger crunch is more specifically the sensation and noise when the dried fingers are snapped apart.

Similar to the crunch sound a Kit Kat makes when separating two biscuit fingers.

"I madly fingered her all night, she was crazy into it. Although I woke up with the two finger crunch"

by kiwiguntman June 5, 2014

Two-faced whore

The typical female who tries to befriend you then goes after your ex-boyfriend after you both break off relations.

What!? Kim is going out with Joe!? I though Kim was friends with Joe's previous girlfriend.
Yup, Kim's just a two-faced whore

by yourtypicalbluntperson February 1, 2015

two bite banana

A male member that matches the size of a banana that can be eaten in two bites.

Barbara: How was your date last night?
Candy: It was awful! He not only had a two bite banana, but he had a matching endurance.

by Joe Bogolotz August 9, 2015

two faced slut

your bestfriend that is actually sleeping with your boyfriend

Who did he cheat on you with?
-probably that two faced slut

by yoooidfk1256 November 27, 2015

Tennessee Two-Step

When you impregnate a girl you met last night at the bar and then leave an upper decker in her toilet the next morning.

Paul got lucky last night, took this girl home and gave her the Tennessee Two-Step by morning.

by TN Decker July 21, 2019

Two Dicks Deep

When you're to busy

Sorry Susan I cant hang out this weekend I'm two dicks deep in homework

by Rinucard April 10, 2019