telling everybody your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same ridiculous tall-tale ones, over and over again, and using them in different situations and on different people

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma July 24, 2013

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Get the telling everybody your limo is triple parkedmug.

Triple idiot

When I am defining a triple idiot I like to use the abbreviation F.I.A. The abbreviation means full of them selves, idiots, and almost definitely are always Leo’s. They think they are the coolest people but they are actually the worst. They annoy almost everyone unless it’s a person who there friends with. These people are usually boys but can be girls too. They always annoy the girls they like, think are pretty, or are just really in love with and don’t know what to do. I recommend staying away from these people cause they can make you want to POP YOUR HEAD OFF so you don’t have to hear them be annoying. That is my definition for a Triple idiot. Thanks for you time. I hope you don’t run into one of these types of people. Have a good day/evening/ night! :)

Man Ryhan is such a triple idiot!
Dude shut up your acting like a triple idiot.

by XxgloomyxX May 22, 2021

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