Disable your body

This unique word means that you will potentially disable there body.

Iwill disable your body you bloody fat cunt.

by poteticman October 5, 2020

Body building is pageantry

Is useless in the real world..why? Well you puff yourself up like pigeon looking to mate but can’t perform in the real world with those “muscles”..

Example; on arm or chest day w’e, you bench 350-400 Lbs. In essence you build yourself up like “Hercules” portrayed in various modern movies but you can't preform like him.. you’re not lift boulders or slaying a treacherous hydra or defeating a massive lion..

Your like SpongeBob with his inflatable arms lol.. The body of a Ferrari sports car but no engine, Frame, wheels etc..

Ah the gym is filled with “bodybuilders” hogging the machines.. it’s useless to get that puffed, no fluidity in their movements lol it’s aesthetic.. “body building is pageantry” . Pure theatrics

by DEZtheDECIMATOR June 4, 2022

Bodied

Cheated on, unfaithful, replaced, had sex with someone besides the person they are claiming to be

"Darrel you bodied Sheena over 67 times, boo, what did you think Sheena was going to do stay with your cheating a**!?!"

by KitAstrophekiller April 21, 2024

Body vaping

Or ABV (auto body vaping) is Where you accidentally breath in your own fart and then sneeze. Also known as a reverse sniff.

Harold midway through his conversation let loose an SBD (silent but deadlyfart) which put his words to an end when the said SBD found its way to his olfactory causing him to breathe deeply the fart, leading to a violent poo particle sneeze-

Harold: "Ah dude! I'm totally body vaping!"

by Andy Ironhart February 2, 2020

Coffin body

When you get so baked so can't move at all, you may have to lay on the floor.

Can you make me a cup of tea?
No I can't move, I have coffin body.

by monkeynuts94 April 6, 2015

No body hates me

No body hates me is a com group and off shoot of nlm and should be arrested

No body hates me is cringe and overall bad

by Jn666 September 26, 2025

Nice Upper Body

A compliment, that usually doesn't work, for a lady who has giant boobs. The advantage of this is that when your friends berate you for obviously telling her to her face she has big ass boobs you can say you were trying to tell her she had a pretty face.

Batty: You've got a Nice Upper Body!

Peter: That was not not subtle dude.

by AnnaKomneneMyBeloved<3 March 27, 2022