squash beaver

Squash beaver
A sexual position when a woman of 600 pounds or more jumps into a split on the face of her partner.

“Hey I saw najeel broke his neck what happened?”

“Oh him and misses attempted the squash beaver”

by JALEPEÑOSEATURTLE April 02, 2019

Brown Beaver

When you are performing cunalingus on a woman while she is taking a crap 💩

T was performing a brown beaver on B while she sat on the toilet taking a poo!

by TB012417 💜 April 29, 2021

athletes beaver

Foul smelling vagina.

Beaver slang for Vagina

Man you don't wanna mess with her, she's got athletes beaver man.

by Murdoc June 24, 2017

Beaver bat

Ur dick

Cologne..50$, new kicks..150$, goin out with a loaded beaver bat...priceless

by Mj2020 September 07, 2018

Big Beaver

The nigga

Trying to clear this fake check I’m big beaver at BOA

by The nigga himself May 07, 2022

queef-beaver

A smarmy little shit who thinks they're being funny, usually laughing at their own joke, when in fact their jokes are just dumb and annoying.

Bill: "Hey man, you get a haircut?"
Joe: "No, I got them ALL cut! hahahehaheheha"
Bill: "Don't be a fucking queef-beaver, Joe."

by DrDax December 12, 2012

Mama Beaver

Mama Beaver is a form of lifestyle. Mama beaver is getting black out drunk in Barcelona with hot Spanish men cavorting on you while ur so thin because of all the ozempic you're on. Mama Beaver most often goes hand in hand with Brat Summer, however they are inherently different.

OMG! You got so drunk last night u started scissoring the DJ in his booth while getting backshots from a drag queen who was on MDMA. MAMA BEAVER!!!

by Gagamortis August 22, 2024