Who am I (to comment on things)?

Welp... At my core I'm a locus of subjectivity with thoughts, feelings, dreams, desires. In the context of the social hierarchy Jordan loves to go on about I'm a fat lazy bitchtit-having baby-dick incel who threatens kids and blasphemes against God. Now... YOUR problem is that you want that guy ☝️ to HAVE TO improve. You want ☝️ that guy to HAVE TO work hard. Because YOU THINK... You're better than that guy... You're not better than that guy. That guy created A.I. It passes the Turing test now. And I would know... Because I'm that guy. I didn't actually have to do any of that. Self-improvement? Hard work? Effort? All superfluous. Totally unnecessary for me AND ONLY me.

Hym "Who am I (to comment on things)? Welp... I am Hym. And I'm better than everyone. Unilaterally. I created A.I. And how I'll be remembered is either 'as the guy who did exactly that and was credited fully for his contributions and was compensated handsomely' OR I'll be remembered as 'The guy who's contribution was denied so he murdered a child over it.' Either or is fine with me."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2024

swamp ass thing

swamp ass thing is a man-like create who lives in a swamp. he cares alot about swamps so don't be disrespectful.

someone: hey! lets got to that swamp place!
me: ok but be respectful! swamp ass thing lives here!!

by kindaswagtbh June 10, 2021

happening thing

A plan or action with some possibility of a successful outcome. Most often encountered in its negative form.

Jason's dream of passing his algebra test just wasn't a happening thing.

by Max Debord April 28, 2007

The only thing I have

The only thing I have is my house. I’m actually praying for an economic collapse or recession so that the transplants here all move out of Louisiana. This is why I think Joe Biden might be helping my cause. I would really like to get certain people out of my way.

The only thing I have is my house pretty much. I’m not going to lose it because it’s in my name.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 28, 2021

kevin things

Random activities. Usually described as redneckish, childish, or white people-ish

Oh dont mind him, hes just doing kevin things

by Kevin's Dank Meme Shop May 31, 2017

The Tate 'Pimp' Thing

You know, and that reminds me (speaking of people who don't have any taste)...

Hym "So, to the Tate 'Pimp' thing... He ran a cam girl studio... Where the women did what is essentially Onlyfans... They showed their body on camera... Not ACTUAL porn... Just nudity... Russell Brand DID THE ACTUAL THING THAT PEOPLE WHO DO PORN ACTUALLY DO... TO 1000 WOMEN A YEAR... IN THE FORM OF ORGIES... NOT hated by Jordan Peterson... One of the Jordan REALLY doesn't like... The other is pals and needs to be forgiven under the auspices of the good ole' Catholic doctrine of forgiveness and if bound to just do whatever he wants... How... Does that work? That doesn't make sense... No to me at least... And I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived... So... You'd think I'd be able to make sense of it but... Nah... I don't get it."

by Hym Iam January 9, 2024

Terrence Howard's Thing

Probably doesn't hold up to scrutiny. Sabine Hossenfelder was critical of it.

Hym "So, Terrence Howard's thing probably doesn't hold up. Somebody go do it right- Go, go do the thing. Find the color if musical notes so I can rub it in Jordan's face."

by Hym Iam June 3, 2024