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texas chili bowl

Referred to in an episode of 'South Park' and that it "involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus". It can be assumed that the telephone is covered in the tabasco sauce then inserted into the recipient/victim's ass (possibly vagina for women) for maximum discomfort.
I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, so, to get back at her, I gave her a Texas chili bowl then told her I found out she was cheating.
by MyBrainHurts2 October 24, 2005
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Texas Cowboy Stew

To defecate and ejaculate in the mouth a female and stir said concoction around with the tip of an erect phallus.
Dan:"Hey, John did you hear I gave Kim the Texas Cowboy Stew yesterday?"
John:" Did you stir thoroughly and let it simmer?"
Dan:"Of course, it settled to perfection."
by JJ The Jetplane April 6, 2014
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Texas Tug Boat

Texas Tug Boat is when a girl is giving you a handjob while simultaneously motor boating your balls.
Last night, while having sex, Becky gave me a Texas Tug Boat without asking for it.
by Cerb_01 July 15, 2014
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Texas Blond(e)

1. An unnaturally blonde-haired female who does not have the other natural features typical in lighter-haired individuals such as light-colored eyes (blue, green, or gray).

2. A darker-haired lady with brown eyes who has dyed her hair blonde.
That blond(e) has brown eyes. She must be a Texas blond(e)!
by Bob D. Bomb March 12, 2015
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texas butthole explosion

The action of uncontrollable and aggressive projectile diarrhea when traveling, particularly in airports. Can be shortened to "TBE".
"I have a layover in Dallas"
"Sounds like a great opportunity for a Texas Butthole Explosion!"
by SaraSkeeter November 30, 2015
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Texas Water Plug

Texas Water Plug

When you have eaten so much Tex Mex cuisine that you constipate yourself with a small, plugging, cork type turd which, once finally worked out, unleashes a torrent river of watery, explosive shit.

Jose trotted into the stall hoping to gain relief from the wrenching gut pain he had experienced all afternoon. Finding himself straining to release, he realized he had a Texas water plug. Gritting his teeth and grabbing the hand rails, he blew out the shit cork and the flow that came hence forth from his lower intestine was like the spray of a putrid Bellagio fountain.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
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Texas Coffee Break

Slipping into the bathroom for a quick wank or bean flick while at work and on the clock.
I got so horny sitting at my desk I had to take a Texas coffee break.

Don’t use the head around 10 am because every stall is full of dudes on a Texas coffee break.

My explosive diarrhea episode quickly turned in to a Texas coffee break and I flicked a squirt from my engorged bean.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
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