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Stinky Toupee

The dollop of shit you find on the head of your cock after you pull out of someone's butt.

Something that ends up on the head of your cock when it gets farted on, the fart has some shart with it.
Chelsea is so nasty, that she left a stinky toupee on the head of my cock when I pulled out of her farting asshole.

My boyfriend and I were having a farty party and I accidentally pushed too hard, and gave him the ol stinky toupee.
by Premature Elfatulation September 11, 2024
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Stinky

A title only desired has.
Desired is so stinky you can smell it from here.
by Squigoul September 21, 2024
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Stinky Twizzler

Wrapping your flaccid penis around someone else's erect penis and a third man masturbates and ejaculates on both of the other men's penises.
Kevin "Dude, last night, Diego, Nathan, and I did a stinky twizzler and it was interesting."

Grady "Damn, let me join next time."
by whalefucker01 October 3, 2024
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Stinky Chelsea

When one man is sucking another man’s penis and the man who’s penis is being sucked upon, suddenly shoves the other man’s face into his butthole and lets out an extremely wet fart.
Bro I gave Jason a Stinky Chelsea last night. He woke up with pink eye.
by Coinmussel October 14, 2024
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Stinky Relish

Stinky Relish: Relish that is considered Stinky by the Sri Lanka Stick Man.
Ranch man: "Jajdj"
Miner: "Ok! I'll mine the diabolical stinky relish!"
Ranch man: "Lunch."
by Stinky Relish Corp. November 23, 2024
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Stinky Relish

Stinky Relish is the relish that the Sri Lanka Stick Man Finds Stench Worthy. It is mined in the world of North Carolina and is a part of the Stinky Relish Corp. Global Takeover.
Ranch Man: "ohbqwetfgluj"
Miner: "Ok! Don't kill me, I just need a break from mining Stinky Relish!"
by Stinky Relish Corp. November 23, 2024
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BIG STINKY

A PERSON IN THERE 50`S that asks like a big baby and craves attention. A Big Stinky will usually live alone, not have had sexual intercourse for many years and have delusions of grandeur but usually be unhygienic, still rely on there mother for money and to do there washing. Many BIG STINKYS will create a online person to hide their depression, usually pretending to have a unbeaten boxing record, claim to work when they live in their flat 24 hours a day 7 days a week. Any relationships they do have usually end due to hygiene issues
What about that guy on YouTube, do you recon he is a "BIG STINKY"?
by KARMA CORNER December 16, 2024
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