Mike: Yesterday I accidentally broke the fan with my soccer ball
Jim: You're a freaking spoon, you know?
Jim: You're a freaking spoon, you know?
by the ninth crusader January 13, 2019
Get the spoonmug. A guy who uses fake alts to talk to multiple women deceitfully online.
Scooping their hearts out with lies
Scooping their hearts out with lies
“John is such a spoon. Not only did I learn he was talking to 3 other women online at the same time as me, but he actually held convos with us at the same time too! Such a fucking spoon.”
by SoRosy January 22, 2021
Get the spoonmug. An alternative terminology to the traditional "big spoon" and "little spoon." Couples who argue over spooning positions may use this without disregarding convention if the smaller partner feels more comfortable cuddling from behind, with "backpack" implying that someone smaller would be strapped around the bigger partner as if they were a normal sized backpack, which is typically smaller than the individual.
Partner 1: Can I be the small spoon tonight? You always make me the big spoon and it feels wrong, ok?
Partner 2: No honey it's ok. You're the backpack spoon.
Partner 2: No honey it's ok. You're the backpack spoon.
by redditgod November 4, 2024
Get the Backpack Spoonmug. by kyocl0ud June 27, 2021
Get the spoonedmug. by ChingChongVietnam#Wong May 9, 2020
Get the kim jong spoonmug. Someone who creates a lot of drama. Someone who is a sh*t-stirrer to such a large degree that they would be considered the ‘spoon’ that stirs the sh*t.
by Lord Margar December 13, 2019
Get the Spoonmug. Silverware that you use to eat yogurt, cereal, soup, or/and ice cream. Unless your weird and use a fork.
A type of cuddling, when a girl is on her side and the boy (or other genders) lays next to her on his side too.
A type of cuddling, when a girl is on her side and the boy (or other genders) lays next to her on his side too.
by idk_go away June 22, 2020
Get the Spoonmug.