Soft to Hard

A soft to hard is a competition played between 2 males in online video chat rooms. Both men have to show their 100% flaccid penis at the start and remain only looking at the users on the call while masturbating and the first to cum .No porn is allowed so being gay isn’t allowed either(the other competitor(s) would be porn. Though other users in the call can do anything they want to influence the soft to hard. The overall goal is to see which degenerate discord user is more animalistoc.

“Steppa beat out legendary soft to hard vetrans his first time by breaking thier focus talking about animals genitalia. What a legend”

by BasedSteppa May 13, 2024

Soft squirter

A man that can only produce female offspring.

I'll never have any grandsons because all my boys are soft squirters.

by Nicol922 May 15, 2024

soft touch

When a musician is so experienced and plays so well that his touch on the instrument looks absolutely effortless during his performance.

Bill got a soft touch on the piano.

by avoidingthepuddle May 18, 2024

Soft

Grace Day

Did you see Grace today?
Yeah she’s so fucking soft

by Jim.Lahey February 12, 2024

Soft Punch

When a man attempts intercourse without a full erection. The term implies some level of frustration due to the desire for copulation, resulting in a somewhat aggressive, though ultimately unsuccessful, effort.

Paul hooked up with the hottest girl he ever met, but due to performance anxiety, could only manage a brief soft punch.

by Snail Cum February 29, 2024

Soft pimping

An organization that "manages" and "markets" "content" that exploits another and keeps them in a loop where they must continue to produce their "content". Also known as the Tate business model

"Hey, I manage social media accounts and we have 'creator houses"
"Nah, that sounds like soft pimping!"

by Seventy_Two March 12, 2024

Soft landing

To dump someone in a gentle "it's not you" way.

I started dating this new woman.

Don't you have two other girlfriends already?

Yeah, but I gave them a soft landing. I told them I won't have enough time for them anymore.

by Dataline755 March 15, 2024