simp safely

don't think, just read and process. it is what it means. simp. safely!

Don't simp so hard you stop living life.

"bro I'm so sad broo, she dumped me!"
"simp safely bro :/"

by 1_1 August 31, 2020

Ultimate Simp

hoes before bros 100% of the time

like a kai law

hes such a kai law

hes simping so much almost likes hes a kai law

hes simping oh wait its kai law im not surprised

hes an ultimate simp almost like kai law

by kais ex bros September 4, 2020

Simp-Wage

The minimum effort a woman gives back to a simp. (one-word replies and sends you the same posts she puts on her stories)

"Damn man, you're getting #simpulated. Are you even making simp-wage?"

by chodemode 39 September 7, 2020

Simp cheater

When someone is a cheater but they still simp on a woman. Occasionally done by Jordan

Hey, Jordan you simping on a woman and you cheating on them. You a simp cheater.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

limp simping

someone who is the opposite of pimp chimping e.g. if they’re hanging with your enemies or if they are just lonely and suck

hey did you see eve today? she was limp simping so bad

by impimpchimpingrn September 25, 2020

pathetic simp

1- a person throwing too many compliments.
2-when someone is simping too hard.
3-when your friend keeps talking about his/her crush.

friend: i miss my girlfr-
me: you pathetic simp
friend: you loser
me: i dont speak simp language
friend: cries

by ilovespicenoodles September 28, 2020

Mega Simp

Grant

Grant is a Mega Simp for anime girls.

by Nice Cut G October 1, 2020