Slade Simp

Stupid retard who is gay and everybody pretends to like him but nobody really does.
Slade Simp is a retarded man hoe that has a penis smaller than santas 123rd elf.
by imakefunofmyfriends December 11, 2021
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Tennis Simp

A tennis player who has no values of his own and puts women on a high pedestal. Sycophantic behavior for said women, and often through clandestine meetings, will achieve homewrecker status as a Mr. Steal Your Girl
Man, that tennis simp is at it again, he won’t let others join hit, and is slated to break her marriage!
by Principator December 29, 2020
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Simp call

When a female posts something online in the hope that some man of poor will will satisfy her
"Oh my god i feel so insecure right now, i'll simp call to get attention"

"Did you see Frank's comment on that girl's selfie?

-"Looks like he fell for the simp call
by Nenets June 23, 2020
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Jon is a Simp

When Jon simps for Trin so much, you just have to say it
Person 1: Jon loves Trin too much!
Person 2: Its confirmed, Jon is a simp
Person 1: WTF
by Caleb Is EPIC October 16, 2020
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gay simp

A gay man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under an man in hopes of winning them over, without the man bringing anything to the table.
you are a gay simp
by tak17 July 06, 2022
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Sumo simp

A massive simp, simping to levels man isn’t supposed to reach, an extreme level of simp or someone who will remain a simp for eternity.
Dude my boyfriend is such a sumo simp!
My ex is such a sumo simp he just won’t leave me alone!
by Cathrinsangel October 10, 2021
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Simp of Satan

1. Lane
2. Absolute mega simp that will do anything for a girl even if it costs him his soul.
Lane is an absolute Simp of Satan cuz he gains over any girl he sees.
by LajeeBoi March 24, 2020
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