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ranboo simp

by Weemidgetboy May 11, 2021
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Dirty Simp

When one simp gains attentions and manages to get too many girls to handle.
Yo that guy became a Dirty Simp.
by SticcLord May 29, 2020
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Macho Simp

A macho simp is a category of simping where a man objectifies himself and his sensibilities arbitrarily in favour of female hierarchy and gynocentricism by falsely feigning masculinity behind a short, easily-manipulated temper, a shoddy sense of hyper masculine chivalry and big sexualised muscles. In all his activities with women he cucks himself but averts the attention of it by presenting himself as a strong, manly man. He almost always subverts and compromises his own personal interests and sense of worth to either a wife, girlfriend, sister or group of women. He is generally a type of servant with sexy man muscles they cater to female sexual lists and other female sensibilities towards the male sex.
Joe: "Steve is a big guy, he could easily beat me up for sure. But he's still a simp, he's a macho simp. He's a total bitch when it comes to women. He just acts and looks tough to avoid being teased by the boys for being such a pussy"
by Spawnface November 17, 2021
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Gator Simping

A insulting word for someone who wants to play a videogame without something/someone.
Friend One: "Can we play Terraria without Shawn?"
Friend Two: "WHAT THE HELL, ARE YOU FUCKING GAY? STOP FUCKING GATOR SIMPING YOU MOTHER FUCKER!"
by Gaymie December 28, 2019
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Shadow Simping

Simping for someone who is already in a relationship.
“Gus is a cool guy but he’s always shadow simping for Mike’s girl so I don’t really trust him.”
by Crazy Train McGraw January 20, 2022
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Simp scale

A scale of 1-10 measuring the magnitude of a simp's simptitude
How do you rank on the Simp scale?

Considering I just bought her a gift hoping she'll get back with me after cheating on me, I'd say a 9+
by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020
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Simp-athetic

When guys are emotionally supportive of a girl only because they want to get in her pants.

It’s basically being a therapy simp.
Kevin was very simp-athetic towards Katy during her tough breakup, in hopes she fucks him for being so so supportive and such a nice guy
by Diabetic sugar daddy February 23, 2021
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