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Pre-concussion Shake

An unknown recipe to every living animal whether on earth or not. The recipe was uncovered by this one unicellular creature known by the name Aziz Walid Alghawas. Rumour is, the legend himself found the recipe while jacking his shit on a discord call with friends.

Rumour has it that if many people throughout history downed the pre-concussion shake, we would be a more advanced society.
"bro JFK had that shit, rumour has it the pre-concussion shake would've kicked in if he had it 30 minutes earlier"

"Abraham Lincoln missed out on that pre-concussion shake, he could've continued the legacy"

"Guy's I made a pre-concussion shake, flash bangs got nothing on me"
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Sodium Shake

An illegal beverage supposedly containing watermelon water, pure alcohol and ketamine. Said to be the most dangerous drink, even by top criminals.
"BOI... Why is Danny dead?! Dat' was almost no alcohol. What is wrong with him?! It was just watermelon water, ya' get me??"
"Nah, Boss. Itta was a Sodium Shake, mate. Deadddly gear!"
by C L G June 28, 2018
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Shake n’ Shine

When two men shake hands and then proceed to shake each other's wanks. It is a gesture of friendliness and masculinity in Croatia.
"How did your job interview go yesterday?"

"It went swimmingly. I think I really nailed it with my first impression when I greeted my employer with a Shake n’ Shine"
by Sxftware March 25, 2023
mugGet the Shake n’ Shinemug.

shake

Girl-“this party is lame af”
Boy-“Nah for real i’m finna shake”
by The real definitions of urband February 9, 2023
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New Guinea Doggy Shake

When a man nuts in a girls hair then puts a dildo on her back(like a tail) and the man fucks the dildo on the girl while the woman is in doggy style. When the guy is about to cum again he stands up and shakes his penis and gets cum everywhere.
Me and my girl did the New Guinea Doggy Shake, it was a lot to clean up.
by itzmillicent March 9, 2025
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Shake time

The time of the day when one needs to make a protein shake using whatever ingredients available, notably dog food and ice cream.
Eric: yo it’s shake time goddamnit
Rich: we’re in target how
Eric: whatever it takes mothefuckin dog food time
by buttBuddybrandi December 5, 2019
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milk shake

when two people hold a person from the legs and arms and swing them a few tmes then drop them
Guy 1: Hey c'mon lets give that little kid a milk shake!
Guy 2: Okay
*Guy 1 grabs little kids legs*
*Guy 2 grabs little kids arms*
Both Guys: Milkshake! Milkshake! 1! 2! 3!
*Both Let Go Of Little Kid*
*Kid Hits Ground and starts crying*
*Guys run Off*
by TRA LA LA!!! June 29, 2008
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