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weiner salad

A common nickname for Mills E. Godwin's own Jack Salidino. Known as a true weiner salad, Jack accels in all aspects of baseball, more specifically catching. He is a god walking among mere mortals, starting at catcher in JV as a freshman. Announcers got the nickname after adoring fans playing at the varsity level began chanting "JACK WEINER SALAD" at the sight of him.
"Now hitting, the catcher, number 7, Jack Weiner Salad"

"Hey did you see Weiner Salad? His cup got shattered by the pitching machine. Oh that Weiner Salad..."
by Darklord664 July 30, 2008
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Egg Salad

When you cut up a mans testicles and mix it up into a salad.
I’m craving some egg salad rn...
by evandagoon April 4, 2020
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chocolate salad

when your shitting on your sex partner and you throw a young infant at the wall and you have to yell chocolate salad 3 times.
David cried and after Leo gave him a chocolate salad and then cleaned up Nikos infant baby off the wall.
by lrod666 June 15, 2009
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The Michigan Chicken Salad

Ingredients:

- This requires at least 3 people, two of them males.

- 1 lb chicken breast
- salt, pepper,garlic, lemon, and olive oil
- 1 onion
- 1 small bag of croutons (8 oz)
- 1/4 lb Traverse City cherries
- Lube optional

Take one chicken breast, season with salt, pepper, and garlic. Cut up chicken breast into one inch squares. Heat up a pan with a squirt of olive oil and some onions for about 5 minutes. Cook chicken for approximately 15 - 20 minutes.

One person positions themselves using a wall, or support structure of some kind, upside down with their anus in the air and fully exposed. Place fully cooked chicken pieces into the exposed anus. Add some Traverse City cherries, a squirt of lemon, and some croutons.

At least 2 other males then take turns masturbating into the anus of the upside down person. Let rest for 10 minutes.

Remove the contents from the anus and place in salad bowl, add salt and pepper to taste.

Serves 10.
They served The Michigan Chicken Salad at the barbecue today. Everyone loved it, although it was a bit too salty.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 8, 2017
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Alabama caesar salad

When a man receives analingus from a woman while performing a reverse tittyfuck.
Megan let me give her an Alabama caesar salad so I married her.
by KeepItAwkward October 8, 2015
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Alaskan Word Salad

A sentence or collection of words that make no sense whatsoever but seem like they might or should.
"That's why I say I, like every American I'm speaking with, we're ill about this position that we have been put in. Where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out. But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy."

This is and example of "Alaskan Word Salad"
by Kurosan December 14, 2009
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Alabama toe salad

Alabama toe salad is when you ejaculate in someone’s salad and then you mix it with their toes
Yo Tyrone im going to give your mom a Alabama toe salad
by Holy crusader January 3, 2021
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