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Kale Soup Shit

'Kale Soup Shit' is the expelling of feces in which the meal last eaten contributes significantly to the chemical makeup of the released material.

Kale soup, by definition, includes various textures the human body finds hard to digest.

Rice: Gives the feces a "grabbing" texture, plus more material out.
Chourico: Meaty chunks for weight and water splashing, also adds bright orange color to the feces.
Kale: Often released undigested, mostly for color and decorative purposes.
Grease: Self-explanatory.

'Kale Soup Shit' can be used to describe the passing of any excrement, even when soup is not involved, so long as the evacuation involves splattering and mud.
Person 1: "Frank has kale soup for lunch again"
Person 2: "Kale Soup Shit, T-minus 7 minutes."
by Shitbeak July 20, 2010
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Ballsack Soup

when 4 or more men (above the age of 35) spend more than 10 minutes in a jacuzzi or hot tub.
hey are you getting in the hot tub?

are you joking, those guys have been in there for like an hour. its a ballsack soup by now!
by Rsp88 May 20, 2011
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Drug Soup

Microwaved Liquid Heroine, cocaine, and crushed up PCP. Everything is pretty much the same, except there are more giraffes.
Kiwi: yo whatcha eating?
Melon: Drug soup.
Kiwi: Drug soup?
Melon: Drug soup. Its Microwaved Liquid Heroine, cocaine, and crushed up PCP.
Kiwi: Does it do anything other then kill you?
Melon: Nah, everything is pretty much the same, except there are more giraffes...Im so high right now.....
by Dr.Lemon November 15, 2011
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poop soup

Poop soup is the second most serious type diarrhea after the classic mud butt. Although not full blown mud but you definitely want to avoid this.
Man that toilet got slaughtered and it looks like a case of poop soup was the culprit.

Wife: What in fuck is all the toilet? Hub: silent Wife: It's poop soup ain't it? Hub: Guilty Wife: Go to your moms house... youre not sleeping here tonight you poop souping ass hole.
by saharadryhumor January 15, 2015
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Tomato and Orange Soup

A bit like Tomato soup, but with Orange in it
"Mmmmmm, doesn't this Tomato and Orange soup taste just like Tomato soup except with a hint of orange?"
by Greengrass13 May 25, 2004
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salt malt soup

A soup concoction that consists of Chinese egg drop soup and semen.
Chow Hung invited his girlfriend over for a nice Chinese dinner. Little did the bitch know that she got served salt malt soup.
by LilTwiz December 12, 2008
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good soup

A term used to describe something that embodies suave and swagger
“You were such a good sport at the beer pong tourney, bro. That was good soup.”
by fatnatcat June 30, 2019
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