U.B.P.L.'s

1. Acronym for "Ultra Beefy Pussy Lips".

2. A beat-up, turned-out vagina that is usually accompained by a foul odor and/or taste.

You're gettin' it on with a chick that you've never been with before. You go down to drink from her natural spring of goodness only to notice that she has one of those vaginas that looks like someone reached up in there, pulled it inside out, and left it hanging. "Damn... that bitch has got U.B.P.L.'s!!!"

by Thunder80 September 23, 2010

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Boyfriend(s)

An over rated life accessory to make others jealous. They may make you feel good at the time but leave you broken hearted.

Boyfriend(s) suck!

by ToughPup June 24, 2016

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S- job

Soap job
Hand job made with soap, when out of lotion.

My girl is always out of lotion so she gave me S- job

by atthirari January 4, 2016

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Shlut(s)

A Harlot Who is Overly Sexually Excited About her/Their Own Tits (Normally very Perky)

"Omg, Check out My Shlut(s) of an Aunt Getting Frisky with her own Breasts"

by Bencil Sharpener November 22, 2018

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S. Lave

(Sergeant Lave) way to call someone a slave whiteout them realizing.

Me: grab me that pencil off the floor
Friend: *gives it to me*
Me: thanks S. Lave (Pronounce it as Sergeant Lave)

by LlamaPajama February 12, 2019

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James S

Lord of the Puffins

Hey, you know James? yea heard he's like a puffin lord or some shit

Ever heard of James S? Such a puffin f%*cker

Wait you see that puffin over there? yeah, that's James S.

The puffin slowly walked toward James S, and embraced him. For father and son were reunited.

by PuffinLover365 September 24, 2018

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