Gay Punch

When a friend punches one of his close friends for making fun of him for differant reasons, usually involving his girlfriend.

Friend: Your girlfriend is a bitch, didn't she cheat on you?
Gay Puncher: Dude fuck you.
Friend: Don't worry, I'd forgive you if you did that.
*Douchebag hits Friend*
Friend: Dude, you didn't have to gay punch me.

by Chad G May 16, 2007

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Punch Monkey

Hard core bong head, known for pulling cones too quickly - usually sucking so hard the greenery gets sucked back into the chamber before it has all blazed up. Also noted for a love of gutter hash, and dehydrating the bong water to salvage the hooch they stupidly pulled through prematurely.

Two notorious punch monkies lived for many years in a share house in Canberra Australia. Late one night after many phone calls, and no luck getting any weed, one dropped a few Rohies he was saving for a rainy day and blacked out on the couch. The other Punch Monkey saw an opportunity and envisioning lungs full of gungie tar, intubated the dude with a length of pipe and siphoned the black fluids from his mates bronchal tubes. Apparently it smoked up ok and took the edge off.

by ollie twisted May 8, 2010

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Punching up

Punching up is a term commonly used by SJWs to describe comedy that they deem morally acceptable as the jokes are made at the expense of people they deem are in positions of privilege or power. This can include jokes about men, white people, straight people, cisgendered people, business owners, or landlords. Jokes about any other types of people, most especially trans or nonbinary people, are deemed completely off limits as it is considered punching down.

Person A: I really enjoy Dave Chappelle's comedy. I appreciate how he comes up with an outlandish joke for everyone.

Person B: UNACCEPTABLE! He should've never made jokes about the LGBTQQIP2SAA+ community. Punching up only! No punching down!

by RedRosePetal June 15, 2022

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steamroll punch

a Punch delivered to an area of the body with intense force, enough to knock out or cripple the opponent, with 1 punch

mike tyson gave steamroll punches to knock out opponents

by add - John Gallie to face book. March 6, 2008

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Zombree Punch

The secret hand shake used by the Zombrees to locate a fellow Zombree around in the immediate area. No one knows exactly how to do the Zombree Punch, expect Zombrees. It is a series of dazzling and well choreographed thrusts of one's head, elbow, arm, and legs.

Haggard Kid 1: I wish I knew how to throw a Zombree Punch.

Haggard Kid 2: Easy man, legend has it, if you attempt a Zombree Punch and you are not a Zombree your head and your ass metamorphically switch spots on your body.

by Stoney Shaun January 5, 2008

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