Pussy Bitch 

Pussy Bitch is someone who thinks they're real as fuck but in reality is such a pussy about everything that just calling them pussy won't do. They are so beyond pussy that you are forced to use bitch.

"Yo Matt you coming to the party?"

"Nah I have some laundry to do."
"Don't be such a Pussy Bitch!"

Pussy Bitch by Kmc13 September 21, 2014

Pussy Bottom 

A straight woman's worst nightmare -- a gay dude that gives ass that's so good, it makes formerly straight dudes forget about vaginal intercourse forever the first time they tap his ass!

DeShawn was the the biggest pussy-hound out here til he went down for seven years on an assault beef. Once he tapped his first Pussy Bottom in prison though, he never even thought about goin up in a woman's snatch again.

Pussy Bottom by BxMuscle June 12, 2013

Pussy shart 

When a woman mistakenly trusts a queef & instead encounters a sudden splurge of hot, stinky, week-old curdled semen that paints & destroys her panties, resulting in the dire need of heavy douching and deep cleansing of the demolished panties.

Ellen's neighbor witnessed Ellen pressure washing her panties on the clothes line again, figuring she must have encountered yet another pussy shart.

Pussy shart by Chickenpotpie121 December 30, 2013

pussy went platinum

The condition in which a young woman of high virtue discovers the exultation of sex and becomes uncontrollably promiscuous. She, in turn, goes "platinum", as in records that sell one million copies.

"She was a nice girl, but after I hit that, the pussy went platinum!"

pussy went platinum by zacharaaay May 28, 2007

pussy buzzard 

{poos-ee buhz-erd} (noun): a leering incubus, mistakenly perceived by his peers as a trusted wingman and confidante, the pussy buzzard successively and successfully preys on bar flies and fellatious women who are almost exclusively prior conquests of his peers. The name comes from his circling like a vulture around the easy-pickings leftovers immediately surrounding him. Common mating call, accompanied by flapping outstretched arms like wings: "Ssssskkaaaawwwww! Ssssskkaaaawwwww!"

Ryan: "Hey, I heard Drew banged out another haggard skank last night."

Josh: "Yeah, and now he's skeezing on your ex! Put a skirt on a pencil sharpener and he'd try to fuck that, too. That fucking pussy buzzard will take whatever will lie still long enough. Oh shit, here he comes --

Both: "Ssssskkaaaawwwww! Ssssskkaaaawwwww!"

pussy buzzard by PNShD August 14, 2009

pussy belt 

A very short skirt whose sole purpose appears to be to hold the pussy(vagina), and or underwear in place

Damn that skirt is short, it's definitely a pussy belt.

pussy belt by 914reppin July 21, 2009

Pussy Taxi 

Girl with wheels, usually older than you, who picks you up and drops you off in exchange for sex. Possibly, but not necessarily, your boo.

Example 1:

Employee: "Hey boss, I would love to stay and talk about this project a little longer, but my pussy taxi is here".

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Example 2:

Guy1: "Stuck at dinner with the 'rents - so can't pick you up at the airport like I said I would."
Guy2: "No worries. I'm dial my pussy taxi."

Pussy Taxi by MakeItStopItHurts September 10, 2010