Top Definition

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TOP DEFINITION
Top Definition

Its something that likes to remind you that all the other definitions are shit and that this one is the best

by BreadTaken January 11, 2021

top 4

The first four people you have on display as friends on myspace; usually your closest compadres out of all your top 8 friends on myspace

Me and joey are tight, I'm on his top 4

by kat55770o May 16, 2008

Choc-top

Poo covered dick

-Oscar, want a choc-top??
-fuck yeah!!!

by Ilovechoctop October 5, 2015

top rank

Shit hot

by onya onion June 6, 2003

Top Deck

Bringing A girl home and having both you and your flatmate have a go. There are further requirements to be classed topdeck;

1.1-Both resedents must be on the top story
1.2-Residents are classfied as a top deck crew (one white one brown)
1.3-The deed must be shared roughly at a 50 50 ratio (performance dependant)

If all these criteria are met you have sucessfully top decked someone. ANd if you were on the other end of the stick(s) you have been top decked.

*Top deck came from cadbury chocolate, half milk half white.

Me and clements just top decked this chick in the weekend, what did you do?

by MrRhodes August 19, 2011

Muffin Top

Holding your shaft, while cutting off circulation to the head of the penis, creating the look of a muffin top.

I muffin topped myself, to the point where my hand hurt from holding onto it for so long.

by DeerQueef September 1, 2009

tree-top

adjective- refers to phenomenon in Vietnam when cowardly soldiers would climb trees and maintain that it was an effective fighting position. In modern usage this term describes someone who avoids confrontations but talks about it later as if they were involved.

Nah, he didn't do shit, he's just a tree-top mother fucker

by dittoheadfred May 1, 2009