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stones

Money. Usually in hundred dollar amounts.
"Yo. I'm about to buy that new watch. It's gonna cost me 3 stones."
by SprocDoc September 30, 2011
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Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold in a brown monstrosity that requires birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric pain will persistently emit strong, thick gas, whilst trapped in its humid meat purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a well documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themself.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining Thanks Giving again, Grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
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stoning someone

dude I really feel like stoning someone. maybe it should be that Luke kid we both hate!
by taybae:) June 5, 2016
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steal the stone

"Someone will be coming tomorrow at noon to steal the stone in your shower. I will be here." - Roommate
by Tito the Eldest of the Old January 2, 2014
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Stupor Stoned

To be so stoned that one is put into a stupor.

Is said to be brought upon by smoking Mids to Schwaggy quality marijuana.
"Man, I was so stupor stoned last night, my dog like, told me to quit smoking weed."

"Haha- that's what you get for smoking mids!"
by Captain Cornwallace January 25, 2009
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