Dirt road Sarah

My besties she gave some bomb head on a dirt road. Aka dusty

Dirt road Sarah gave me some bomb ass head last night.

by Dusty August 13, 2017

Old town road

Literally THE ONLY THING MY ANNOYING FRIENDS SING. You got to admit it is a good song.
If your teachers want to do a parody of this don’t let them it will not end out great...
It’s good I guess.

I’m going to take my horse on the old town road

by Stupid as usual October 08, 2019

Mandatory Road Head

When going on an elongated excursion with a female riding shotgun it is an obligation to said female that for every two hours of said excursion she preform oral sex upon your member

A: How was the 8 hour drive from Jersey to Maine with your girl?
B: it was great! especially the Mandatory Road Head

by BalerionTBlackDread February 02, 2017

dirt road diary

The soiled remnants of a toilet paper roll after being glued to a toilet due to illness.

Can you replace your dirt road diary in the bathroom, Kristen? It's gross AF, I'm not changing that.

by Franklyn H July 31, 2022

carolina road block

When two cars on the highway are moving at the same speed next to each other therefore blocking the road for faster traffic to move.

Dan: hey man you said youd be here 10 minutes ago wya
Todd: sorry man I got stuck behind a Carolina Road Block

by supadoop July 14, 2018

Creamy Rocky Road

To be sexually tortured while being submerged in Rocky Road ice cream

Parents- hey Can you and your husband come over for dinner tonight?
Wife- No my husband and i are making Creamy Rocky Road for Dinner tonight.

Husband- ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..!

by Flint The Awesome June 18, 2020

Traffic on Penistone Road

Frenetic sexual activity.

I'm late because Traffic on Penistone Road was busy this morning

by Eoin Shardlut May 19, 2011