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nut button

when you want to nut so hard that you squash your dick and make it into a pancake.
It's usually done during Destroy Dick December
Person A: Bro I nutted so hard that i made a nut button!
Person B: holy shit dude! NICE
by CYKA MAN November 11, 2018
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nut chips

Giving someone a hand full of chip to which you have rubbed upon your scrotum!
Joe Ate hunter's nut chips

TRUE STORY
by DR SEXY M.D. May 1, 2016
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Shentie Nut

When you stay over at a bros house for the night and sleep in a shed or tent, but need a wank because of a long day, so you separate the shed or tent with a thin piece of cloth or sleeping bag and nut in your own sleeping bag. Shed + tentie = Shentie nut
Yo bro I’m feeling a bit horny rn after going town and seeing loads of fit gals, can we have a Shentie Nut, I’ll give you a Dutch rudder if you say yeah.
Alr fine but only for the dutch
by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 12, 2020
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Nut Puff

The small pussy willow looking protrusion that use to be a neutered male cats ball sack.
“With his legs spread apart and right leg pointed to the sky, Mr. Skibbles cleansed his nut puff”
by Crispie Critter July 12, 2018
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Farm to nut

When something is fresh af or straight to the source
Person 1: “Yo you try clam chowder?”
Person 2: “Hell Yeah Man! That shit straight farm to nut”
by Orbit69 September 17, 2023
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Nut dust

Nut dust is dust/dead skin/or glitter coming from the nuts/balls
Ew wtf he got nut dust all in my face!
by Gremlin1 July 16, 2020
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VAMPSHIRE NUT

VERB:

When your sexual Vampire bite's down on your jugular for the last time, you draw near and approach your final climax and end in the eternal nut. P.s Best done by a gobby
Setting: Afterlife

Tony appears in a puff of smoke

Geregory Von Hilmshire: "WTF Tony, how did you get here."

Tony: "I did it Bro. I did the Vampshire NUT!"
by Vampshire June 30, 2022
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