the curse of Samuel L. Jackson

When someone says mother fucker-ing more than once in a sentence.

Guy 1:"That motherfucking bitch cheated on me that back stabbing motherfucking son of a bitch!"
Guy 2:"bro?"
Guy 1:"what"
Guy 2:"you got the curse of Samuel L. Jackson."

by Melink0 June 20, 2014

good luck on your L

means to acquire your drivers license

Happy birthday! good luck on your L

by yupyupsupcup69 April 20, 2021

qwqwasaszxzxererdfdfcvcvtytyghghbnbnuiuijkjkm,m,opopl;l;././

when you are so bored that you type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p;/, qpalzmwoskxneidjcnrufhvbtyg, and literally everything else until you type qwqwasaszxzxererdfdfcvcvtytyghghbnbnuiuijkjkm,m,opopl;l;././

it's just qwaszxerdfcvtyghbnuijkm,opl;./ but every two letters is written twice. im the first to do this :D :D

guy 1: bro im bored
guy 2: type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!
guy 1: already did that
guy 2: how about qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p;/?
guy 1: yep
guy 2: no way you did qpalzmwoskxneidjcnrufhvbtyg...
guy 1: uh huh
guy 2: ...
guy 1: OH I FOUND ONE! How about... qwqwasaszxzxererdfdfcvcvtytyghghbnbnuiuijkjkm,m,opopl;l;././ ???
guy 2: *dies*

by oTaco March 26, 2023

Lol(l)i-Pop

1. a flat, rounded candy on the end of a stick. primarily sold in places in which children are highly present.

2. a genre of pop music sold mainly by lolicon characters, female and male alike.

3. a kink in which a person is turned on by a lolicon getting crammed into a lollipop and being eaten by another.

1. "Hey Pete! I heard they were selling Lol(l)i-Pops at the fair today."
2. "I might be a loser, but man do I love to listen to some Lol(l)i-Pop music!"
3. "Me we start off this session with a bit of Lol(l)i-Pop, my brother?"

by Rotisserie_Loser January 26, 2020

Fuck a friend with L day

The fuck a friend with L day is on a Tuesday or Thursday in May, where you fuck a friend with L. If your name starts with L fuck someone on a Tuesday or Thursday in May.

Lynn let’s fuck. It’s fuck a friend with l day!

by Louann02 May 12, 2021

Samuel L Jackson attack

When a person is sleeping you stab them and when they wake up you say "sorry did I break your concentration"

Person 1: Can you go on xbox
Person 2: Nah sorry I'm in jail for doing the samuel L jackson attack on someone

by Joseph_Goeballs.daddy January 3, 2021

zxasqw12cvdfer34bnghty56m,jkui78./l;op90

When you're at the peak of your boredom, THAT you try and find a combination in the letters, numbers, and symbols of your computer, which no person has ever defined. You are slowly going delusional every single minute. You just want one defined by yours...

Billy: *sigh* Why is school SO boring!
Bob: Why don't you continue with trying to find definitions for the keyboard letters, numbers, and symbols.
Billy: Oh, yeah, sure. Maybe I could create one myself!

*What it seems to be 201 hrs later*

Billy: YES! A word that isn't typed! I shall define it...
Bob: What?! Impossible.. What is the word you created?
Billy: zxasqw12cvdfer34bnghty56m,jkui78./l;op90
Bob: Wow.. That must be some real dedication. Feel bad for those people who are still trying to find it, don't ya, Billy?
Billy: Nah, I don't really care. My life is fulfilled.
Bob: wot.. I think you're going insane, maybe just... stop.
Billy: I guess you're right, sorry.

by LittleBillyBob1234 May 9, 2022