Mexican respirator

Squat over someone's face. Lower your testicles into their eye sockets, and fart in their mouth

Everyone at the tortilla factory explosion couldn't Beleive their eyes when Pedro, dying of smoke inhalation, was given just enough air to fill his lungs and escape the blaze, thanks to Manuel's quick implementation of the Mexican respirator

by Slaughterhouse.2 June 6, 2013

mexican canteen

The act of drinking anal juices after sex. Can be used for both men and women.

Person 1: "I had hot shower anal with a 57 year old black dude at a truckstop!"

Person 2: "Were you on top?"

Person 1: "Hell yeah, and I drink the juices coming out of his ass afterwards!"

Person 2: "Damn! That's a classic Mexican canteen!"

by Daddybutter March 1, 2015

Mexican Deadbolt

Leaning a chair at an angle up against a door so no one can get in from the outside

I can't get in to Pedro's methlab, he's got the Mexican Deadbolt on

by Texas Haz August 25, 2011

mexican session

When a bunch of mexicans go into a room and kill themselves.

Yeah man my grandfather died in a mexican session.

by JCKc February 9, 2015

mexican crockpot

Toilet inside a port-a-potty (Mexican space shuttle).

Alejandro is on the Mexican crockpot.

by surfdog May 28, 2016

Mexican Cigarettes

Slag for cannabis

"Mexican cigarettes - Cigarettes from Mexico!"
"Fred is off his head from too many mexican cigarettes!"

by Green Id Monster March 4, 2010

Mexican badger

When your having sex with a girl, but nut to fast, so in an attempt to prolong it, you go down on her, inevitably, eating your own nut.

Guy 1- bro, I accidentally gave myself a Mexican badger last night with Wharton.
Guy2- what the hell is that?
Guy1- she was so tight I nutted super fast so I decided to eat her out untill I got hard again, but I ended up eating my own nut.
Guy 2- get away from me.

by Cooter skooter October 7, 2018