Sneaky Mac

When you sneakily touch a person on the inner thigh and then smell your own hand.

Alyssa Magdalene: I went over to Jimmy’s cabin last night and he tried to Sneaky Mac me.
Ben Carrot: Ew he is such a creep.

by Connormacdaddy October 14, 2022

Mac 'n jack

To masturbate into, or using, a bowl of Mac 'n Cheese

"I saw sam the other day, he just finished a Mac 'n Jack. Also, dinner was great."

by Balls Hurricane Fapsy June 12, 2016

Mac Nubbit

A drop pass in a sport such as basketball, hockey, soccer, etc. i.e. almost handing the ball/puck to a teammate or making a pass at a very close range.

Malkin makes the Mac Nubbit to Crosby who gets hip checked and looses the puck.

by nobodyofextremeimportance July 1, 2009

Mac

The world's most advanced computers.

Everyone look Abhi got a Mac in college. He's such a show off.

by justaname1 June 6, 2025

The Bernie Mac

To Bernie Mac someone: to catch a person so completely unawares as to absolutely decimate them.

Does not necessarily need to be a physical assault, but a vicious triple pimp slap combo is the archetypical essence of the move.

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you....I'm out." - 'Julio' from Half-Baked

The Bernie Mac.

by stochastic mime March 20, 2013

MAC-wack-it

a MAC owner who uses his laptop to masturbate to a variety of pictures and porn sites.

Hey, did you see that picture of Emma Stone? She is so hot, I had to MAC-wack-it before I went to work today.

by Lady Cupcake October 14, 2009

Mac Swanson

The hottest guy in this planet. Has a 15 meter Peter. Loved his friends and it clearly the funniest. Usually the one that gets bullied but takes it like a champ but hates it because he did nothing wrong.

Mac Swanson is so fucking hot

by Qutie man big man March 3, 2021