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by MacDaddyUwu October 7, 2021
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Mac 'n jack

To masturbate into, or using, a bowl of Mac 'n Cheese
"I saw sam the other day, he just finished a Mac 'n Jack. Also, dinner was great."
by Balls Hurricane Fapsy June 12, 2016
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MAC`ing

When a individual is using there Macintosh products such as the Apple computer, the Ipod, the Ipad or the

Iphone.
"i missed my train cause i was MAC`ing with my Ipad"
"stop MAC`ing!!your at a funeral"!!
by Hazabobaza June 11, 2010
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MAC-wack-it

a MAC owner who uses his laptop to masturbate to a variety of pictures and porn sites.
Hey, did you see that picture of Emma Stone? She is so hot, I had to MAC-wack-it before I went to work today.
by Lady Cupcake October 14, 2009
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Mac Swanson

The hottest guy in this planet. Has a 15 meter Peter. Loved his friends and it clearly the funniest. Usually the one that gets bullied but takes it like a champ but hates it because he did nothing wrong.
by Qutie man big man March 3, 2021
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Mac Nubbit

A drop pass in a sport such as basketball, hockey, soccer, etc. i.e. almost handing the ball/puck to a teammate or making a pass at a very close range.
Malkin makes the Mac Nubbit to Crosby who gets hip checked and looses the puck.
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The Bernie Mac

To Bernie Mac someone: to catch a person so completely unawares as to absolutely decimate them.

Does not necessarily need to be a physical assault, but a vicious triple pimp slap combo is the archetypical essence of the move.
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you....I'm out." - 'Julio' from Half-Baked

The Bernie Mac.
by stochastic mime March 20, 2013
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