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Cock Lock

When a male is performing oral sex to another male and before ejaculation ... He places his male victim in a cock lock Meaning squeezing of his tights forcing male performing lewd act to either receive a baby shower cause from fighting the cock lock or swallowing can also occur due to having cock locked in your mouth causing great pleasure to ejaculee but tons off vocal cord damage to Victim.
Hector : Chris why are you talking like you are sick or been sucking on helium balloons??
Chris: Mario got the smart Idea of placing me under a cock lock after reading what it was of urban dictionary.
Hector: I hope you feel better?
by perezballer06 December 9, 2012
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pop lock and crack

when one fails to pop lock and mercy
Jeez, Margot, you had to pop lock and crack in those jeans didn't you?
by SILLY BLAIRBO December 28, 2007
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Hurt Locker

By analogy from snot locker (military terminology for the nose), the heart is a person's hurt locker. It's the place where things that happen stay with us. Luckily, we keep joy in same place.

And what about Sgt James in the movie? Well, he's what's right about humans in a place that's all wrong. "I'm not here to fill his shoes," he says, "I'm just gonna do my best." To paraphrase Jules Winnfield: Check out the big heart in Will. ...even if there was only one thing he was still able to love.
As soon as she returned to her grave, Emily Gibbs placed her twelfth birthday forever next to Geoge Webb in the hurt locker of her heart.
by Duke7x March 14, 2010
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hurt locker

A place where damaging things and evilness is hidden as in where bush and the rr fundiematics and other repgunicans keep their lies and plans to destroy the constitution and free thought.
bush, frist, de lay or anyone from the admin mumbles,
"Thet thar hurt lokker is whar we keep all them lies and weppons thet we kin use against them thet we caint fool."
by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 19, 2005
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g lock

A street gang in Halifax,NS,on the east coast
also writtin with a hyphen
"G-lock"
"Yo man, you seen B's face yet?"
"yeah, i heard G lock got em on main st."
"yea son like 10 a dem boys beat him down last night"
by skeze October 19, 2006
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Locked up bigger than Dallas

When something is moving so slowly, it resembles the traffic congestion of Dallas during rush hour. South/East Texan phrase.
"Computer froze again, damn thing's locked up bigger than Dallas"

Typically run together as "locked up bigger'n Dallas".
by outsnyder November 7, 2011
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Lockdown

The time when someone tries to kill everyone in a school, in which your fucked
by Bigdickcollin January 17, 2019
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