Moon landing

When one of two people, not interacting in sex, pulls down their pants and sits on the other person's face. Then the person sitting on the other persons face needs to fart so they proceed to scream, " HOUSTON. WE HAVE A PROBLEM." and then they further proceed to fart, or possibly shit on the other person's face.

me(thinking): wow I really need to fart

*pulls down pants and sits on best friends face*
me: " WOAHHHHH. HOUSTON. HELP. WE HAVE A FAT FATTTTTT ISSUE. "

*lowkey shits all over my best friends face*
me: "sorry for the moon landing kiddo."

Moon landing by Charlie kirky December 31, 2025

“Get Landoned”

When someone ask for advice/ideas/suggestions for anything in their life, but immediately disregards any ideas provided and states he/she already solved it 3 months ago.

A - “Hey do these flyers look good or should I change it?”
B - “One minor change is to the font, but that’s it”
A - “You big dumb fuck dawg, I shipped these flyers 3 months ago”

“Get Landoned” big dawg

“Get Landoned” by Mcsmitttty February 24, 2026

Moon Landing Tourism

The holy grail of lunar travel: actually setting foot on the Moon’s surface. While still purely speculative for private citizens, several companies have announced plans for moon landing tourism packages, including stays in pressurized rovers or inflatable habitats. The experience would include walking in one‑sixth gravity, collecting samples, and looking up at Earth from another world. The cost would be astronomical, and the risks high, but for the ultra‑wealthy adventure seeker, moon landing tourism represents the ultimate status symbol—the only thing rarer than a billionaire is a billionaire who has walked on the Moon.

Example: “The brochure promised moon landing tourism by 2030: a week on the surface, Earthrise every morning, and a certificate signed by the mission commander. Price: one private island.”

Moon Landing Tourism by Dumu The Void April 11, 2026

Crow Landing

A marketing phenomenon where numerous sellers aggressively jump onto a trending product or niche without verifying quality, creating immense market noise that confuses consumers and increases the risk of fraud."

"With the sudden rise of organic honey demand, a 'Crow Landing' occurred on social media, making it impossible for buyers to distinguish between authentic and fake products."

Crow Landing by Dremmer May 5, 2026

Fake Poon Landing 

When someone brags about sleeping with a girl when they haven't

"Yo Dave i totally shagged Diane last night".

"Nah Dave, she's away on holiday mate, I call bullshit on your fake poon landing"

Fake Poon Landing by nav's mum March 24, 2017

rachel and landon 

a wonderful sexy couple. Often have sex(anal lovers)

oh your a rachel and landon have sex

rachel and landon by Rahcel and Landon June 15, 2017

Son of a Lannan

The future god of memes...

1Are you the son of a lannan!!!

2theres only one way to find out ..... must out meme the impossible Lazarbeam.....

Son of a Lannan by Icemasterkevin (YT) November 14, 2019