Just Jerk July

Just Jerk July is a challange for the boys, where you have to jerk of before you use the toilet in any way!

rules:

-if you use the toilet for anything at all, no matter what it is, you have to jerk of!

-you only have one chance, if you forget, or just don't jerk of, Your out!

FOLLOW THE RULES OF JUST JERK JULY!

by jerkmaster420 November 5, 2019

Oklahoma Fourth of July

The act of eating a girl out with pop-its in your mouth then attaching a firework to your dick and fucking her until it explodes. When you are finished, attach her carcass to a giant firework and send her exploding into the sky.

Friend: Why isn't Miranda at school today?
Me: Oh I gave her an Oklahoma Fourth of July last night.
Friend: Oh okay bro.

by cumblastershotrocket June 2, 2016

Downtown Julie Brown

is a common street term for drugs. It does not have to be a specific drug, instead, it is commonly used by people who have already purchased drugs from a dealer before and so the dealer knows what they need,.

"I really need that Downtown Julie Brown"
"I'll suck your dick for that Downtown Julie Brown"

by banjoballzmcgee October 23, 2023

July 25, Minseo

The prettiest girl , Manseo was born on July 25. She is really smart and everyone loves her. Specially, her friend Hyunsoo loves her so much. Their friendship will be forever!

Manseo is Minseo’s nickname, and she likes it!
July 25, Minseo

by Hyuusooo November 23, 2021

July 21, 2023

July 21, 2023, is the release date of the movies Barbie and Oppenheimer which later made the portmanteau or blend word of "Barbenheimer".

Today is July 21, 2023. Let's go watch both Barbie and Oppenheimer

by Matthew91975 August 14, 2023

July din luton

best client ever, every lady would love him for 15minutes. Easiest 40Pounds ever.

She - how was your today?
She - I had 2 july din luton in 10minutes both, i got 40 queens baby

by DOOM 2 November 23, 2021

July 8, 2022

The day where Canadians experienced a nation-wide internet outage, causing people to flock to the nearest malls and Starbucks to use its Wi-Fi. Public apparatuses such as ATMs and PoS systems were rendered unusable, forcing thousands of businesses across Canada to close shop for the day.

Also goes to show that Canada's internet monopoly needs to fucking die (and lower their damn prices).

Guy 1: Hey remember July 8, 2022?
Guy 2: Wasn't that the day where Rogers themselves couldn't even access the internet to announce the outage?
Guy 1: Ye lol

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 9, 2022