Abigail Jones

The most hottest, badass female in the world.

Ew you’re so ugly, you look nothing like Abigail Jones 😂

by Ytsmuypol February 21, 2021

Paxton Jones

Paxton Jones the best boyfriend to ever exist. But he will never understand how much his girlfriend loves him and in fact she loves him more and she always will!

Paxton Jones I love you more and that is completely correct!

by Anna-Maria Drew October 21, 2019

Darna Jones

Darna Jones is the greatest gift to human kind. She is an angel who lives on earth. She is a gem so precious and shes priceless.

If you have a Darna Jones your purpose in life is completed.

by Ding Dong Dantes January 25, 2022

Ellis Jones

a holy russian jesus suporter / the holy russian jesus

and starter of the russian jesus cult

Ellis Jones is the best

by the holy random kid November 13, 2020

Hunter Jones

a very good looking person, very cute, has a really good personality, and is a sweetheart and is the sweetest being, and is a very sporty person. and is practically perfect

Wow he’s a hunter jones!
he can never be a hunter jones.
did you see hunter jones?

by balut1010 January 26, 2020

Pulling a jones

When someone complains about life in a sarcastic way as a cry for attention, even when their life is good

He's complaining how he can't afford a PS4 and a Macbook in the same month. Talk about pulling a jones, am I right!

by Tseug February 21, 2015

Simon Jones

A petite ground terrier with vaulting ambition. A penile length of around 5.3 inches, and a height of 5'7. Dangerous rage attacks, often dominating opponents within seconds, finishing dramatically and then escaping consequences. Fluent in arabic, gorilla tongue and english.

'The Simon Jones nearly took me down, but I terminated it with my shlong'

by Nicolas Belkin October 11, 2022