gerald johnson

A term for someone who spends time effortlessly building large things with his family, whilst also participating in the slaughter of endless amounts of immigrants

VERY DANGEROUS

He's probably behind you while you read this.

"Oh shit it's Gerald Johnson"

by Trentthemysticaldixon December 6, 2015

construction johnson

Big ass penis that's doing work

Girl, he used his construction Johnson all night and I am satisfied

by TaintSaint March 29, 2016

long johnson cat

When a cat is possesed by a demon called Long Johnson and cant stop speaking out Long Johnson.

Ooh Long Johnson......Oooh Long Johnson cat. Ooooh Long John.....son..cat

by BuzzoQueen March 2, 2016

kaylee johnson

One really amazing girl if u know her keep her close... u may loose her

omg kaylee johnson is so amazing i never wanna lose her

omg!! thats so true

by Jacob.Muller.Is.Bae.Af13 August 21, 2016

kaylee johnson

SHE IS A AMAZING GIRL DO YOUR BEST TO NOT LOSE HER!!!!!!!!

OMG!! kaylee johnson is so amazing i never wanna lose her

OMG!!! So true

by Jacob.Muller.Is.Bae.Af13 August 21, 2016

brad johnson

Code word for blowjob (initials are BJ).

Dude, Sarah and John met Brad Johnson at the party last night.

by MegaWak August 1, 2016

talen johnson

The best friend ever. He will always be by his best friends side in hard times. He has been bullied but is so strong and can fight through it because he is a warrior. A Talen is very nice and easy to talk to. Everyone secretly wants to be his friend. When he is bullied they are just jealous of him.

He is so nice he must be a Talen johnson.

by Madakenn July 25, 2016