Jacob sartorius

A simple definition PERFECTION

Per-fect-ion

Or even

My husben

Hus-ben

Jacob sartorius is my everything

by Alicia sartorius January 30, 2017

Jacob playing Fortnite

Jacob, usually bad at Fortnite sometimes gets wins but only in sqauds he kicks you from lobby when tying to play creative with him

Jacob playing Fortnite is a person called Jacob that’s bad at Fortnite even when it’s not true.

by Yo mum gay 69696969 December 8, 2018

Jacob

Meth head junkie with mommy issues

Man did you see that boy wigging out up for 3 days at a time ...what a Jacob!

by WomanLieMenLie September 19, 2018

Jacob

The slightly evil, but hilarious and cool guy. He jokes around but is also pretty sweet and makes a great husband/father. Super nerdy with comics and video games, but still awesome.

Hey look at that guy in ten marvel shirt. That must be a Jacob.

by SwiftieKate March 12, 2019

karl jacobs hater

A dick

"Hi im a karl jacobs hater and-"
"so your a dick?"

by ellis2cool September 8, 2021

Jacob Kendall George

The most kind and loving human being on the face of the earth. He's in love with Brittany Mae Hope and is going to marry her within the next 2 years. Jacob Kendall George is so handsome and cute, and everyone would kill to date him. He's loyal and so amazing, and is madly in LOVE with his girlfriend and future wife, Brittany Mae Hope <3 :)

OH MY GOSH BRITTANY, IT'S YOUR JACOB KENDALL GEORGE!! ;)

by Brittany Mae Hope :) February 21, 2009

Jacob

He just likes weed

I'm going to jacob to by some weed want some
Yea sounds good

by SuCk mY P p November 20, 2019