this defination is pretty self-explainatory
by beach December 2, 2003

When you lose an erection before your sexual partner is pleasured. If you can't get an erection "hard" you should return to your dwellings.
by captaincockring February 14, 2012

by krazii 4 u October 30, 2006

When Cletus told us he'd scored an inside the park home run, we knew his sister "Ugly Jane" had lost her virginity.
by scodder May 16, 2010

When you’re on your period
Liverpool playing at home:
Me: Would you like to go swimming?
Mrs: I’d Love to but Liverpool are playing at home
Me: Would you like to go swimming?
Mrs: I’d Love to but Liverpool are playing at home
by B4kerbøy July 16, 2018

This millennial update of the Swingin' 60's "Whatever turns you on" is a little bit more cynical, yet more open to so-called alternative lifestyles. Truly a "post-porn" phrase, it refers to the internal visualizations one does as fantasy to induce sexual arousal and ultimately, orgasm ("home"). Loosely, it can mean "Whatever makes you happy" or "There's no accounting for taste."
Gossip #1: Have you seen his new wife? She's half his age, and he insisted that she have breast implants done, and that she bleach her hair blonde!"
Gossip #2: Wow. Whatever takes you home, I guess, hmm?
Or:
Man #1: I'm painting my house canary yellow... What do you think?
Man #2: Whatever takes you home.
Gossip #2: Wow. Whatever takes you home, I guess, hmm?
Or:
Man #1: I'm painting my house canary yellow... What do you think?
Man #2: Whatever takes you home.
by david lincoln brooks March 24, 2006

ok so I watched this movie twice at the cinema and let me fucking tell you this it was absolutely fucking AMAZINGGGGGGF brooooooo GO WATCH IT IF U HAVENT ALREADY!!! (No spoiling pls if u have) I have no words I am beyond flabbergasted and and and and and and uhhmmm YEAHHH IT WAS SO GOOD UGH 😩😩😩😩 *cums*
Me: Yo bro you seen the new Spider-Man: No Way Home ?
Uneducated Bitch: Um? No? What’s it about?
Me: *drags her ass to the cinema and makes her watch it WITH 0 DISTRACTIONS*
Her: OMFGGG UT WAS SO GOOD HOLY SHIT UR A LIFE SAVER MAN OMG I DONT THINK ID LIVE OR SURVIVE WITHOUT SEEING THIS HOLY BRO!!! *cums*
Uneducated Bitch: Um? No? What’s it about?
Me: *drags her ass to the cinema and makes her watch it WITH 0 DISTRACTIONS*
Her: OMFGGG UT WAS SO GOOD HOLY SHIT UR A LIFE SAVER MAN OMG I DONT THINK ID LIVE OR SURVIVE WITHOUT SEEING THIS HOLY BRO!!! *cums*
by swaggiestkylefp December 30, 2021
