Jonathan: Hi, i am homo!
Peter: Me too!
Jonathan: Wanna share sticks?
Peter: Hell Yeah!!
They lived happily ever after as homos
Peter: Me too!
Jonathan: Wanna share sticks?
Peter: Hell Yeah!!
They lived happily ever after as homos
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The watching audience:
- EEWWWW ! While some were asking:
- Why does he have a hooked nose?
Professor Chad Thudercok:
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Professor Chad Thundercok takes to the stage while the public applauds incessantly. He raises an Aryan hand beckoning total silence, then starts:
- I am here today to unveil to you the latest anthropologic discovery. Thanks to the advancements of OnlyFans reverse video transcriptase we managed to record the elusive beta soyman that consooms the OnlyFans material. He is some sort of homo erectus, although only a minuscule part of him is erect. Very seldom.
- Behold: the Homo Fapper !
- I must warn you: never enter upon its habitat, nor interrupt his fapping activity for you will be in peril of being covered with spontaneous and hazardous goo emissions. They transmit monkey pox, syphilis, AIDS all kinds of homo illnesses. Also, watch this coomer at your own risk, as no amount of cute cat videos will eye bleach your vision.
The watching audience:
- EEWWWW ! While some were asking:
- Why does he have a hooked nose?
Professor Chad Thudercok:
- It's schnozzle it is a clear genetic sign of retardness and inbreeding. Luckily it's also a way to recognize them when they hide amongst ourselves in society, and hopefully one day we will find a solution to cure them. A final one.
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We can read, do mathematics, write, and get a job and salary at a later age.
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We can read, do mathematics, write, and get a job and salary at a later age.
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Homo sapien 2: "Didn't know there was a scientific name for us people!"
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